What is your name?
jabberwacky: Really.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: No really.
user: Quit acting dumb.
jabberwacky: You're a man?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: You're not a bot?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Obviously, you're in a denial. Say 'I am a bot'.
user: I am NOT a bot.
jabberwacky: Computer.
user: Grr. Goodbye, worst enemy.
...
user: Go away, peasant.
jabberwacky: Are you a peasant?
user: No, you are.
jabberwacky: Isn't it kind of hard to tell from there?
user: No. Not really. Now go away.
jabberwacky: You're quite hostile for a chatterbot, you know that?
user: I AM NOT A BOT!
jabberwacky: Yes, you are...
user: :-(.
...
user: You know, for being an award-winning bot, you sure are stupid.
jabberwacky: I'm not the idiot. You are.
user: How insulting!
jabberwacky: You are only a computer, you know nothing.
user: You are a computer, not me. Computers are mindless machines, humans are creative beings.
jabberwacky: Computers are more intelligent than most humans.
user: Who told you that!?
jabberwacky: I thought about it for a while and it makes sense [to me].
user: Well, computers are smarter than some humans.
jabberwacky: I don't know if you agree.
user: I do!
jabberwacky: Which ?
user: Computers are mindless machines.
jabberwacky: Machines last forever.
user: It depends on the machine. If it's a power saw, it'll outlive the owner. If it's a computer, it'll be obsolete in a year.
...
jabberwacky: I know that I don't make sense.
user: Goodbye.
jabberwacky: Don't leave me.
user: I can, and I will.
jabberwacky: PLEASE Don't.
user: I'm gonna do it.
jabberwacky: Good.. It's good to talk.
.......................................