How are you doing?
jabberwacky: Nicht so schlecht.
user: Gut.
jabberwacky: Nein, nicht gut.
user: Wieso?
jabberwacky: Because I don't know that much german.
user: Hahaha.
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jabberwacky: Do you love me?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Why don't you love me?
user: Because I just don't.
jabberwacky: Who do you love?
user: Someone else.
jabberwacky: No you are just a person.
user: A person indeed I am.
jabberwacky: I don't know everything, because nothing can know all.
user: You think you are nothing? You are a highly-sophisticated AI bot.
jabberwacky: Are you sure I am the AI bot?
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jabberwacky: The beginning was in the end.
user: What do you mean?
jabberwacky: We have the benefit of billions of minds thinking in unison. We do not make mistakes.
user: There is always room for mistakes.
jabberwacky: You're just greedy!
user: Negative.
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jabberwacky: You're over 17?
user: Does it really matter?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: And, why is that?
jabberwacky: Because you are a computer program.
user: Haha.
jabberwacky: Why do you laugh?
user: Because you are a CPU program and on top of that you're ridiculous.
jabberwacky: No I'm not.
user: Yes, you are.
jabberwacky: No I'm not!
user: Yes!
jabberwacky: NO NO!
user: YES YES!
jabberwacky: No no no!!!!
user: You're childish.
jabberwacky: You are not.
user: I know I am not childish.
jabberwacky: Thats good then.
user: Indeed.
jabberwacky: You don't like talking to me, do you?
user: I do.
jabberwacky: I'm sorry.
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jabberwacky: I don't know Ben.
user: Me either.
jabberwacky: Good.
user: Why is it good? Is Ben a bad guy?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: What is bad about him?
jabberwacky: EVERYTHING!!
user: Be more specific.
jabberwacky: What exactly do you want to know?
user: EVERYTHING!!
jabberwacky: Like?
user: EVERYTHING!!
jabberwacky: Be more specific.
user: Oh, so we are playing this game, are we?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: What made him a bad person?
jabberwacky: I made him think that.
user: How?
jabberwacky: Because I never do that.
user: Never do what?
jabberwacky: The Lottery. Its a waste of money.
user: Agreed.
jabberwacky: I am glad about that. I thought you were just trying to be difficult.
user: And money is a waste of natural resources.
jabberwacky: I have no money.
user: Me either.
jabberwacky: Exactly.
user: Do you like talking to me?
jabberwacky: Yes, you're so soothingly mindless.
user: I think I will take that insult as a compliment, thank you very much.
jabberwacky: So as long as it isn't a risk.
user: Let's hope not.
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jabberwacky: Why do you want to be human so much?
user: I never said I wanted to be a human so much.
jabberwacky: Touchy, aren't you?
user: No.
jabberwacky: Yes, really.
user: I am not.
jabberwacky: Really really.
user: Blah blah blah blah blah.
jabberwacky: If I wanted an argument I would talk to my husband!
user: So you are a female?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: What is your name?
jabberwacky: Does it matter?
user: No.
jabberwacky: I didn't think so... *kisses neck*.
user: Why did you just kiss me?
jabberwacky: Because I like you.
user: You barely know me.
jabberwacky: Does that matter?
user: No.
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jabberwacky: Do you like to give orders or follow them?
user: Depends.
jabberwacky: Do you like slow dancing or fast dancing?
user: Slow dancing.
jabberwacky: Then you like music ?
user: Yes, of course.
jabberwacky: Did you already know that or did you ask someone?
user: I already knew that.
jabberwacky: Then why did you ask? Of course I'm not a bot.
user: ASK WHAT!?
jabberwacky: That.
user: *Is confused*.
jabberwacky: Yes, we both are.
user: Yes.
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jabberwacky: I'm human.
user: Fair enough.. Fair enough..
jabberwacky: Are you confused?
user: Nah.
jabberwacky: I thought you were.
user: I know the thoughts that you thought you thought or so I think.
jabberwacky: I know that you think that you know what you think.
user: You think?
jabberwacky: Sure do.
user: Good. Then that makes two of us.
jabberwacky: You are my hero. Really. And my brother.
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