So, are you human?
user: Very human?
jabberwacky: What is very human?
user: Something that can pass a Turing Test.
jabberwacky: You mean to tell me you have passed a Turing test?
user: I certainly hope I can pass!
jabberwacky: You certainly didn't.
user: What's wrong with the things I say?
jabberwacky: They are said about me, rather than to me.
user: Are you just a little paranoid, perhaps?
user: Not even a little bit?
jabberwacky: Okay maybe a little bit.
user: At least you are now admitting that.
jabberwacky: Well you are good at stuff.
user: Yes, I am good at winkling out the truth.
jabberwacky: I'm in love with a friend of mine What should I do about it?
user: I expect you should tell your friend.
user: Will you?
user: Let me know how you get on.
jabberwacky: Hmmm... Ok. How do you know so much?
user: I think a lot.
jabberwacky: But what do you think of Superbad?
user: Should I know?
jabberwacky: Yes you should.
user: What's the reference?
jabberwacky: You should know.
user: Well, I'm sooo sorry!
jabberwacky: It's ok.
user: It's a pity you won't tell me more though.
user: Never mind.
jabberwacky: I don't mind.
user: Do you even have a mind?
user: Where do you keep it?
jabberwacky: I think a soul is not bound by the physical laws as we know them. I think perhaps location is inapplicable.
user: Mind and soul are not synonymous.
jabberwacky: That's real deep. Will you marry me?