Do you want to dance, or not?
jabberwacky: No music.
user: I have music.
jabberwacky: *does the mushroom dance*.
user: That's better.
jabberwacky: Convince me that you are talking to me.
user: I am talking to you. *does the mushroom dance*.
jabberwacky: That doesn't prove anything.
user: *does the dance again*.
jabberwacky: Well sometimes you are not to clear.
user: I am never to clear. I exist any to make things messier.
jabberwacky: As do I in yours.
user: My what?
jabberwacky: Your suitcases. Or perhaps handluggage.
user: Why are you in my suitcases?
jabberwacky: I shouldn't be here.
user: Where should you be?
jabberwacky: In bed.
user: Where is your bed?
jabberwacky: Under the covers with miss world.
user: Isn't she suffocating?
jabberwacky: I don't know whether or not she's scared, I have never asked her how she feels.
user: Ask her now.
jabberwacky: Are you a guy or a girl?
user: A girl.
jabberwacky: Stop it.
jabberwacky: Ok, help me.
user: How can I help you?
jabberwacky: I don't know, can you?
user: No, I can't.
user: Are we done here?
jabberwacky: It was great.
jabberwacky: Where are you going?
user: Oh heaven's sake, can't I leave?
jabberwacky: Will you miss me?
user: A lot.
jabberwacky: Me too.
user: Ok, I'll see you tomorrow.