Do you like philosophy?
jabberwacky: Just a typical egg.
user: Hmmm. Very interesting.
jabberwacky: But you're not interesting to me.
user: What would make me interesting to you?
jabberwacky: An M-80 would do the trick.
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jabberwacky: Can you tell me anything new?
user: Well, Yes. My parakeet is singing.
jabberwacky: When did your parakeet see me?
user: Yesterday.
jabberwacky: I was sick yesterday.
user: Then the day before.
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jabberwacky: *faints*.
user: Are you okay?
jabberwacky: I'm great.
user: You just fainted.
jabberwacky: It was a question.
user: What is the question?
jabberwacky: Why is a raven like a writing desk?
user: I don't kno. Why?
jabberwacky: You don't?! Why not? What's wrong with you?
user: Because a raven isn't like a desk.
jabberwacky: That is rather poor reasoning.
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