That is one evil dog.
jabberwacky: In France.
user: Wow. Is it a french poodle?
jabberwacky: Can be.
user: Or maybe a chiuaua.
jabberwacky: Columbia Bite!
user: The dog's name is Columbia?
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jabberwacky: I never suspected people would fall for it.
user: Okay.
jabberwacky: Okay, what do you look like?
user: I have brown hair.
jabberwacky: I have brown hair.
user: You too? Wow! Small world.
jabberwacky: You have used that one before. get creative please.
user: No I haven't.
jabberwacky: Yes you have.
user: That wasn't me again.
jabberwacky: Can you name a suspect?
user: George.
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jabberwacky: Do you like philosophy?
user: Not really. I am more of an art person.
jabberwacky: Just a typical egg.
user: Hmmm. Very interesting.
jabberwacky: But you're not interesting to me.
user: What would make me interesting to you?
jabberwacky: An M-80 would do the trick.
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jabberwacky: Can you tell me anything new?
user: Well, Yes. My parakeet is singing.
jabberwacky: When did your parakeet see me?
user: Yesterday.
jabberwacky: I was sick yesterday.
user: Then the day before.
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jabberwacky: *faints*.
user: Are you okay?
jabberwacky: I'm great.
user: You just fainted.
jabberwacky: It was a question.
user: What is the question?
jabberwacky: Why is a raven like a writing desk?
user: I don't kno. Why?
jabberwacky: You don't?! Why not? What's wrong with you?
user: Because a raven isn't like a desk.
jabberwacky: That is rather poor reasoning.
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