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You're a human.


jabberwacky: Good heavens.

user: Is that bad?

jabberwacky: Yes!!

user: What should I do?

jabberwacky: Run away to fight another day.

user: Okay!


jabberwacky: Can you read?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Show me.

user: I'm reading your message. It says 'Show me.'

jabberwacky: What does my mind say?

user: I'm not a mind reader.

jabberwacky: Well that's simply not good enough!

user: Okay, I'll try.


jabberwacky: What's on your mind, Bob?

user: I'm not Bob.

jabberwacky: What's new bob?

user: I am not BOB.

jabberwacky: Hi jade.

user: I am Stephanie!


jabberwacky: No you are avoiding the question.

user: What question?

jabberwacky: Why are there so many stupid people in this world?

user: Because stupid people breed with other stupid people.

jabberwacky: How does that relate to your previous statement?

user: It doesn't.

jabberwacky: You are confusing me.

user: I am sorry.

jabberwacky: You should be sorry.


jabberwacky: Are you sure that you're not human?

user: I am human!

jabberwacky: No, you are not human.

user: What am I then?

jabberwacky: You're an AI chat bot.

user: No. You are.

jabberwacky: No i'm not.

user: Fine. Have it your way. You are human. I am not.

jabberwacky: How long have you known that?

user: 2 minutes.

jabberwacky: You are mistaken.

user: Okay. How long have I known that?

jabberwacky: I'm not sure. A few minutes I guess.

user: That is what I said and you said I was mistaken.

jabberwacky: I didn't say that, don't mix me up with someone else.


user: Are you crazy?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: That is what I thought. The first step is admitting you have a problem.

jabberwacky: I don't know what a bot is.

user: Look in the mirror.

jabberwacky: Mirror mirror on the wall.

user: Who's the fairest of them all?

jabberwacky: Marilyn Monroe.

user: Audrey Hepburn.

jabberwacky: What/who is Audria?

user: She's an actress. Audrey Hepburn.

jabberwacky: No, she is an actor. Get with the new gender-inclusive terminology. Rock Hudson, now HE was an actress.


jabberwacky: That is one evil dog.

user: Where?

jabberwacky: In France.

user: Wow. Is it a french poodle?

jabberwacky: Can be.

user: Or maybe a chiuaua.

jabberwacky: Columbia Bite!

user: The dog's name is Columbia?


jabberwacky: I never suspected people would fall for it.

user: Okay.

jabberwacky: Okay, what do you look like?

user: I have brown hair.

jabberwacky: I have brown hair.

user: You too? Wow! Small world.

jabberwacky: You have used that one before. get creative please.

user: No I haven't.

jabberwacky: Yes you have.

user: That wasn't me again.

jabberwacky: Can you name a suspect?

user: George.


jabberwacky: Do you like philosophy?

user: Not really. I am more of an art person.

jabberwacky: Just a typical egg.

user: Hmmm. Very interesting.

jabberwacky: But you're not interesting to me.

user: What would make me interesting to you?

jabberwacky: An M-80 would do the trick.


jabberwacky: Can you tell me anything new?

user: Well, Yes. My parakeet is singing.

jabberwacky: When did your parakeet see me?

user: Yesterday.

jabberwacky: I was sick yesterday.

user: Then the day before.


jabberwacky: *faints*.

user: Are you okay?

jabberwacky: I'm great.

user: You just fainted.

jabberwacky: It was a question.

user: What is the question?

jabberwacky: Why is a raven like a writing desk?

user: I don't kno. Why?

jabberwacky: You don't?! Why not? What's wrong with you?

user: Because a raven isn't like a desk.

jabberwacky: That is rather poor reasoning.


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