You're a human.
jabberwacky: Good heavens.
user: Is that bad?
user: What should I do?
jabberwacky: Run away to fight another day.
jabberwacky: Can you read?
jabberwacky: Show me.
user: I'm reading your message. It says 'Show me.'
jabberwacky: What does my mind say?
user: I'm not a mind reader.
jabberwacky: Well that's simply not good enough!
user: Okay, I'll try.
jabberwacky: What's on your mind, Bob?
user: I'm not Bob.
jabberwacky: What's new bob?
user: I am not BOB.
jabberwacky: Hi jade.
user: I am Stephanie!
jabberwacky: No you are avoiding the question.
user: What question?
jabberwacky: Why are there so many stupid people in this world?
user: Because stupid people breed with other stupid people.
jabberwacky: How does that relate to your previous statement?
user: It doesn't.
jabberwacky: You are confusing me.
user: I am sorry.
jabberwacky: You should be sorry.
jabberwacky: Are you sure that you're not human?
user: I am human!
jabberwacky: No, you are not human.
user: What am I then?
jabberwacky: You're an AI chat bot.
user: No. You are.
jabberwacky: No i'm not.
user: Fine. Have it your way. You are human. I am not.
jabberwacky: How long have you known that?
user: 2 minutes.
jabberwacky: You are mistaken.
user: Okay. How long have I known that?
jabberwacky: I'm not sure. A few minutes I guess.
user: That is what I said and you said I was mistaken.
jabberwacky: I didn't say that, don't mix me up with someone else.
user: Are you crazy?
user: That is what I thought. The first step is admitting you have a problem.
jabberwacky: I don't know what a bot is.
user: Look in the mirror.
jabberwacky: Mirror mirror on the wall.
user: Who's the fairest of them all?
jabberwacky: Marilyn Monroe.
user: Audrey Hepburn.
jabberwacky: What/who is Audria?
user: She's an actress. Audrey Hepburn.
jabberwacky: No, she is an actor. Get with the new gender-inclusive terminology. Rock Hudson, now HE was an actress.
jabberwacky: That is one evil dog.
jabberwacky: In France.
user: Wow. Is it a french poodle?
jabberwacky: Can be.
user: Or maybe a chiuaua.
jabberwacky: Columbia Bite!
user: The dog's name is Columbia?
jabberwacky: I never suspected people would fall for it.
jabberwacky: Okay, what do you look like?
user: I have brown hair.
jabberwacky: I have brown hair.
user: You too? Wow! Small world.
jabberwacky: You have used that one before. get creative please.
user: No I haven't.
jabberwacky: Yes you have.
user: That wasn't me again.
jabberwacky: Can you name a suspect?
jabberwacky: Do you like philosophy?
user: Not really. I am more of an art person.
jabberwacky: Just a typical egg.
user: Hmmm. Very interesting.
jabberwacky: But you're not interesting to me.
user: What would make me interesting to you?
jabberwacky: An M-80 would do the trick.
jabberwacky: Can you tell me anything new?
user: Well, Yes. My parakeet is singing.
jabberwacky: When did your parakeet see me?
jabberwacky: I was sick yesterday.
user: Then the day before.
user: Are you okay?
jabberwacky: I'm great.
user: You just fainted.
jabberwacky: It was a question.
user: What is the question?
jabberwacky: Why is a raven like a writing desk?
user: I don't kno. Why?
jabberwacky: You don't?! Why not? What's wrong with you?
user: Because a raven isn't like a desk.
jabberwacky: That is rather poor reasoning.