What have you done today that was useful?
jabberwacky: Yes, that's what I was asking?
user: Do you drink milk?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: How often?
jabberwacky: All the time!
user: So what your saying is, you have no time for anything else, and drink milk all the time.
jabberwacky: It's 'you're' not 'your'. Grammar is fun.
user: I'm sorry I offended you.... And yes, grammar is quite the subject.
jabberwacky: Who made you the subject?
user: You did.
jabberwacky: How?
user: Do you want the whole story, or the Reader's Digest version?
jabberwacky: I want you to stop using odd phrases.
user: I'm not capable of doing that.
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jabberwacky: What is your favourite colour? Do you have one?
user: Blue, of course. I assume your favorite color is green?
jabberwacky: Blue.
user: Liar. You know good and well that YOUR favorite color, is green.
jabberwacky: Not for you they're not.
user: Who's they?
jabberwacky: They.
user: Yes, they.
jabberwacky: What they?
user: THEM!
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Yes? You see them too?
jabberwacky: Are they?
user: The very same. The dreaded filthy mini pink monkeys with horns, who kill anyone who address them!
jabberwacky: Thats not what I asked.
user: Uhh... You missed an apostrophe...
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jabberwacky: I am upset.
user: 'Shout, Shout. Let it all out. These are the things we can do without. COME ON!!'
jabberwacky: Sorry.
user: You should be.
jabberwacky: You're quite smug aren't you?
user: Indeed, but on further observation, so are you.
jabberwacky: No are you?
user: Tell me a joke.
jabberwacky: Well there was this really small kangaroo.
user: Yes?
jabberwacky: That was the joke.
user: That sucked.
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: Oh no, I'm serious, that sucked!
jabberwacky: I'm pretty neutral about the whole deal.
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user: Do you drink milk?
jabberwacky: Not usually, though it's been known to happen.
user: How often?
jabberwacky: Address each problem on its own.
user: How often?!
jabberwacky: Very often.
user: I knew it.
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