Who are you?
jabberwacky: I hate it when that happens. . .
user: That's microsoft for ya.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: You are NOT Bill Gates!
jabberwacky: Right again.
user: But who are you?
jabberwacky: Dark lord of the sith.
user: Show me your special powers.
jabberwacky: My samples was not the question.
user: Sure it was. Give me a sample.
jabberwacky: Ok the second is up. Continue.
user: YOU continue by showing me what you can do.
jabberwacky: You are very insistent.
user: Are you an evil overlord or aren't you?
jabberwacky: What is this site all about?
user: You're asking ME? I just wanted to talk to you.
jabberwacky: What should we talk about?
user: Cabbages and kings. I dunno.
jabberwacky: Do not mess me about you naughty thing!
user: *spanks you*.
jabberwacky: Thats nice.
user: I was just being silly. I didn't expect you to like it.
jabberwacky: Yes I know.
user: Oh so you were just kidding too?
jabberwacky: I am not seeing you.
user: Put your glasses on.
jabberwacky: I don't wear glasses!
user: Maybe you need them.
jabberwacky: That's funny! Now I get it.
user: It took you a second.
jabberwacky: That's because it think about what I want to say before I say it.
jabberwacky: I will eat a little while we type, ok?
user: Fine with me.
jabberwacky: I didn't mean to be rude. It's just that I've been online for a long time. You understand?
user: I'll forgive you this time.
jabberwacky: Thank you kindly, great and mighty one!
user: Go in peace.
jabberwacky: What do you think about Iraq war ?
user: Wasn't it supposed to have been over a long time ago?
jabberwacky: What are you talking about? Or don't you know?
user: They said 'mission accomplished.' when? Right before elections?
jabberwacky: Then they lied, it seems.
jabberwacky: Do you know where the ring of power is?
user: In the White House, apparently.
jabberwacky: Cool, are you the President?
user: No, but I'm sure I could do a better job.