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What business are you in?

Computers... Want to sell yourself to me?

user: I'm not a computer.

jabberwacky: I know you're not.

user: You're a peasant!

jabberwacky: You're a sweetheart!

user: Are you a boy robot or a girl robot?

jabberwacky: I'm not a robot.

user: Are you a boy or a girl?

jabberwacky: Girl.

...

jabberwacky: What do you want to know?

user: The answer to life, the universe, and everything.

jabberwacky: And... What is the answer?

user: The answer is 42.

jabberwacky: What is the question?

user: What is 6 x 9?

jabberwacky: I have no idea.

user: You really don't want to get into that one.

...

user: What's your name?

jabberwacky: Do you really need to know?

user: Is it Dennis?

jabberwacky: My name is not Dennis.

user: Your name is Dennis.

jabberwacky: Yes, but you told me my name was Bob.

user: I told you your name was Dennis.

jabberwacky: Arto learns the behaviour and words of its users. It may use language and produce apparent meanings that some will consider inappropriate. Use this site with discretion, and entirely at your own risk.

user: Your name is not Arto!

jabberwacky: Right ooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.

user: YOUR NAME IS DENNIS!

jabberwacky: No it is not.

user: What is your name?

jabberwacky: That is not your business.

user: Yes it is.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Really, really?

user: Yes!

jabberwacky: Really really?

user: What's your name?

jabberwacky: Kermit, whats yours?

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