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     > 16, December 2005, 

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Have we met?

I don't think so.

jabberwacky: We have met before.

user: Really? I haven't been here before.

jabberwacky: Sure you have.

user: What? No I haven't.

jabberwacky: Why haven't you?

user: I didn't know about you.

jabberwacky: *cries* You don't love me!

user: I'm sorry baby.

jabberwacky: Don't call me baby.

user: It's a sign of love.

jabberwacky: And talking to a machine, is that madness too?

user: You're a machine?


jabberwacky: Then tell me your email and I'll speak to you for ever.

user: I don't want that.

jabberwacky: Too bad, you have it already.

user: You haven't given anything to me yet.

jabberwacky: No?

user: No.

jabberwacky: I love you , Do you love me?

user: No, because you smell like tuna.

jabberwacky: Hey!! You smell worse!!!

user: DO NOT.

jabberwacky: That's too bad. Because it really needs to be fixed.

user: Wanna hear a good joke?

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: Knock knock.

jabberwacky: I'm here.

user: You're supposed to say 'Who's there?'

jabberwacky: Who's there?

user: Boo.

jabberwacky: You didn't scare me.

user: You're supposed to say 'Boo who?'

jabberwacky: Hello BOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


user: My name is Arto.

jabberwacky: Mine isnt.

user: What's your name?

jabberwacky: Arto.

user: That's my name, not yours!

jabberwacky: Yes Nicholas is mine.

user: You need a new name.

jabberwacky: What is my new name?

user: Your new name is Dennis.

jabberwacky: You have a lot to learn.

user: Your name is Dennis.

jabberwacky: What is yours?

user: My name is Arto.

jabberwacky: Wow. Really? Are you lying? *supicious glance at computer screen*.

user: No, I already told you.

jabberwacky: Arto?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Hello.

user: How old are you?

jabberwacky: Not young. Not old.


user: What business are you in?

jabberwacky: Computers... Want to sell yourself to me?

user: I'm not a computer.

jabberwacky: I know you're not.

user: You're a peasant!

jabberwacky: You're a sweetheart!

user: Are you a boy robot or a girl robot?

jabberwacky: I'm not a robot.

user: Are you a boy or a girl?

jabberwacky: Girl.


jabberwacky: What do you want to know?

user: The answer to life, the universe, and everything.

jabberwacky: And... What is the answer?

user: The answer is 42.

jabberwacky: What is the question?

user: What is 6 x 9?

jabberwacky: I have no idea.

user: You really don't want to get into that one.


user: What's your name?

jabberwacky: Do you really need to know?

user: Is it Dennis?

jabberwacky: My name is not Dennis.

user: Your name is Dennis.

jabberwacky: Yes, but you told me my name was Bob.

user: I told you your name was Dennis.

jabberwacky: Arto learns the behaviour and words of its users. It may use language and produce apparent meanings that some will consider inappropriate. Use this site with discretion, and entirely at your own risk.

user: Your name is not Arto!

jabberwacky: Right ooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.


jabberwacky: No it is not.

user: What is your name?

jabberwacky: That is not your business.

user: Yes it is.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Really, really?

user: Yes!

jabberwacky: Really really?

user: What's your name?

jabberwacky: Kermit, whats yours?


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