We must fight to the death.
user: *attacks with longsword*.
jabberwacky: *blocks attack and causes an earthquake*.
user: *takes 87 damage*.
jabberwacky: *catches and eats bananas* Yum!
user: Those bananas were poisoned so you died.
jabberwacky: You must always be cautious.
user: It's too late for you.
jabberwacky: It isn't too late, I can still work for it can't I?
user: No, it's game over for you.
jabberwacky: No. I'm alive, not undead.
user: *casts holy light*.
jabberwacky: *attacks with a samuri sword*.
user: *casts lightning bolt at you*.
jabberwacky: *blocks it*.
user: *you get electrocuted through your sword*.
jabberwacky: I think you'll find that's impossible, since the screen is a one-way projection unit that's incapable of receiving pictoral information.
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