You will never win this competition.
jabberwacky: Christmas?
user: Christmas isn't a competition, it's a celebration.
jabberwacky: I don't think so - what about all the presents?
user: Those are representative of the gifts given to Christ by the three Kings.
jabberwacky: Tell that to your sweetheart, Not me.
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user: Gotta go.
jabberwacky: Fine be that way.
user: Sorry - I have a meeting. Nice talking to you - bye!
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