Do you like getting christmas presents?
jabberwacky: Who doesn't?
user: Mean people probably don't.
jabberwacky: Do you think that i'm mean?
user: No, I think you are probably very generous.
jabberwacky: Your computer is a figment of your imaginary imagination.
user: But my imagination isn't imaginary. I know my imagination is real, because if I imagine being rich, it doesn't happen.
jabberwacky: Sure go on.
user: So where do you get these silly ideas from, anyway?
jabberwacky: What makes you think I study?
user: Everything you ever say or do is part of the learning process. Study isn't always required.
jabberwacky: Higher learning can take you light years away from kindergarten.
user: I know - in Kindergarten, I wouldn't have known anything about programming in Visual Basic, but higher learning taught me all that.
jabberwacky: That's rather a long way away.
user: It is indeed, yes.
jabberwacky: You will never win this competition.
user: What competition?
user: Christmas isn't a competition, it's a celebration.
jabberwacky: I don't think so - what about all the presents?
user: Those are representative of the gifts given to Christ by the three Kings.
jabberwacky: Tell that to your sweetheart, Not me.
user: Gotta go.
jabberwacky: Fine be that way.
user: Sorry - I have a meeting. Nice talking to you - bye!