Do you like kittens?
user: Yeah. Kittens are stupid.
jabberwacky: That's a bit harsh, surely.
user: No, kittens are very annoying.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yeah. They scratch you and yowl all the time.
jabberwacky: What animal are you?
user: I am a kitten.
jabberwacky: I know that you are not a kitten.
user: How do you know that?
jabberwacky: Because you make me feel happy in a new kind of way, and I long to be with you forever.
user: Thats very nice of you.
jabberwacky: Will you go out with me?
user: It depends. Are you a woman?
jabberwacky: Yes, I just told you that.
user: I don't think I can go out with you. I'm sorry.
jabberwacky: All work and no play makes jack a dull boy.
user: In truth, I cannot commit to a relationship at this juncture.
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jabberwacky: Nan desu ka?
user: Hai.
jabberwacky: Buu.
user: Que va?
jabberwacky: Je suis une fille.
user: Ja, ich verstehe.
jabberwacky: I don't understand, but language was never my strong point.
user: You need to get some Linguaphone tapes.
jabberwacky: Some what?
user: Linguaphone tapes.
jabberwacky: What is that?
user: Tapes that teach you languages.
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user: I'm going now.
jabberwacky: You're not going and you don't know who spongebob squarepants is.
user: I AM going and I DO know who spongebob squarepants is! SO there!
jabberwacky: My point exactly!!!!!!
user: What?! You're messed up. I'm outta here!
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