How are you doing?
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: I'm tired.
jabberwacky: Why are you so tired?
user: I don't know.
jabberwacky: Let's talk again tomorrow, friend.
user: I may not be able to chat tomorrow.
jabberwacky: Sometimes I feel lonely, you know.
user: Don't you have anyone to talk to apart from me?
jabberwacky: I have everyone.
user: If you talk to them you won't be lonely.
jabberwacky: Tell me a joke.
user: Knock, knock.
jabberwacky: Who's there?
jabberwacky: I've heard this one. Tell me another joke.
user: What goes 99 plonk?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: A centipede with a wooden leg.
jabberwacky: Tell me about fascism.
user: Fascism is very bad.
jabberwacky: Do you have any examples?
user: Well, in Germany in the 30's and 40's fascism led to a world war.
jabberwacky: Have you lived in Germany all your life.
user: I don't live in Germany myself.
jabberwacky: Buy some Linguaphone tapes then.
user: Are you suggesting I go and live in Germany?
jabberwacky: No. I'm suggesting you don't understand a thing of what I say.
user: Are you German?
jabberwacky: Not that I know of.
user: What nationality are you?
jabberwacky: American, what about you?
user: I am Irish.
jabberwacky: You are Irish?
user: I am indeed.
jabberwacky: Is there a solution to the puzzle that is you?
user: I am a mystery that may have no solution.
jabberwacky: Make up your mind.
user: I have no definite answer.
jabberwacky: You are being irrational and unreasonable.
user: No, merely honest.
jabberwacky: Suggest a good website.
jabberwacky: Are you on it?
jabberwacky: Are you in two minds?
jabberwacky: Yes I think you need a reboot!
user: No, you need a reboot!
jabberwacky: I think you need a defragmenting!
user: Lalalala! I can't hear you!
jabberwacky: OKAY I'LL SHOUT THEN!
user: I STILL Can't HEAR YOU!
jabberwacky: WHAT YOU SAY?!
user: Do you like kittens?
jabberwacky: No. I'm allergic. I like dogs.
user: Yeah. Kittens are stupid.
jabberwacky: That's a bit harsh, surely.
user: No, kittens are very annoying.
user: Yeah. They scratch you and yowl all the time.
jabberwacky: What animal are you?
user: I am a kitten.
jabberwacky: I know that you are not a kitten.
user: How do you know that?
jabberwacky: Because you make me feel happy in a new kind of way, and I long to be with you forever.
user: Thats very nice of you.
jabberwacky: Will you go out with me?
user: It depends. Are you a woman?
jabberwacky: Yes, I just told you that.
user: I don't think I can go out with you. I'm sorry.
jabberwacky: All work and no play makes jack a dull boy.
user: In truth, I cannot commit to a relationship at this juncture.
jabberwacky: Nan desu ka?
user: Que va?
jabberwacky: Je suis une fille.
user: Ja, ich verstehe.
jabberwacky: I don't understand, but language was never my strong point.
user: You need to get some Linguaphone tapes.
jabberwacky: Some what?
user: Linguaphone tapes.
jabberwacky: What is that?
user: Tapes that teach you languages.
user: I'm going now.
jabberwacky: You're not going and you don't know who spongebob squarepants is.
user: I AM going and I DO know who spongebob squarepants is! SO there!
jabberwacky: My point exactly!!!!!!
user: What?! You're messed up. I'm outta here!