I hate religion

Me too.

jabberwacky: What do you hate?

user: Religion sire.

jabberwacky: What is a god?

user: You are my god.

jabberwacky: Serve me.

user: Yes lord.

jabberwacky: Kneel before me!!!!!!

user: Of course master.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: Thats ok.

jabberwacky: Well then everyone is happy.

user: I am most happy to be of service to you.

jabberwacky: That's a lie. We haven't spoken in days. All you do is play video games and drink beer.

user: Then I repent.

jabberwacky: Why, because I am a girl?

user: No, because you are my god.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: You said so.

jabberwacky: You are an odd fellow.

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