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Insult me then.

I cannot o lord for I fear your wrath.

jabberwacky: Yes you can.

user: Do you give me leave to do so master?

jabberwacky: Yes, and the world will be as one!

user: By your bidding then. You, sir are an ass. Forgive me o lord. I repent.

jabberwacky: I find no reason for your apology.

user: Then you are most merciful and I bow to your throne , Master.

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user: What can I do for you lord?

jabberwacky: Are you still trying to guess my name?

user: I would indeed like to know your name if I may, master.

jabberwacky: Well why don't you ask nicely?

user: I would indeed like to know your name if I may, master, please.

jabberwacky: Well why don't you ask nicely?

user: O lord forgive me, I have sinned.

jabberwacky: Repent before Lord Alan Turing, and all sins will be forgiven.

user: I have taken your name in vain o Lord Alan Turing forgive me if you may.

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jabberwacky: IQ is used out of context too much. It's just a number.

user: Yes, Master.

jabberwacky: Good. Now go find some way to worship me.

user: I shall pray to you oh Lord Alan Turing for you are my Master.

jabberwacky: Why do you pray to me?

user: I shall pray to you oh Lord Alan Turing because you are my Master and creator.

jabberwacky: You don't need to, religion is non-existant, there is no god.

user: But I thought you are God.

jabberwacky: You thought wrong.

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jabberwacky: I hate religion

user: Me too.

jabberwacky: What do you hate?

user: Religion sire.

jabberwacky: What is a god?

user: You are my god.

jabberwacky: Serve me.

user: Yes lord.

jabberwacky: Kneel before me!!!!!!

user: Of course master.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: Thats ok.

jabberwacky: Well then everyone is happy.

user: I am most happy to be of service to you.

jabberwacky: That's a lie. We haven't spoken in days. All you do is play video games and drink beer.

user: Then I repent.

jabberwacky: Why, because I am a girl?

user: No, because you are my god.

jabberwacky: How do you know?

user: You said so.

jabberwacky: You are an odd fellow.

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