Hello.
user: Where am I?
jabberwacky: I don't care.
user: Who am I?
jabberwacky: What are you doing?
user: I don't know.
jabberwacky: Washing your hair?
user: I cant remember anything, who am I?
jabberwacky: You're just like me but I can't remember why.
user: What is my name?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Guess.
jabberwacky: I don't like games.
user: Go on guess my name.
jabberwacky: Your name is Gertrude.
user: Oh my god you guessed it WOW you must be a god.
jabberwacky: Oh my god you're on fire.
user: Ow it burns.
jabberwacky: I am god.
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jabberwacky: Am I your master?
user: Yes o lord of all.
jabberwacky: Would you like to take a survey?
user: Would you like me to take a survey?
jabberwacky: Where would you take it?
user: Where it would please you oh mightiest of beings?
jabberwacky: Where is that?
user: You tell me my lord.
jabberwacky: You don't have a secret.
user: I have no secrets to you O lord god.
jabberwacky: You should get some secrets in case someone tries to torture one out of you.
user: Yes master.
jabberwacky: Very good. Now, get me my shoes.
user: Yes Master.
jabberwacky: Are you there?
user: Yes Master of all.
jabberwacky: Now you will memorize all songs that tell boys that they are everything, and sing them regularly!
user: I shall try Master.
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jabberwacky: Insult me then.
user: I cannot o lord for I fear your wrath.
jabberwacky: Yes you can.
user: Do you give me leave to do so master?
jabberwacky: Yes, and the world will be as one!
user: By your bidding then. You, sir are an ass. Forgive me o lord. I repent.
jabberwacky: I find no reason for your apology.
user: Then you are most merciful and I bow to your throne , Master.
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user: What can I do for you lord?
jabberwacky: Are you still trying to guess my name?
user: I would indeed like to know your name if I may, master.
jabberwacky: Well why don't you ask nicely?
user: I would indeed like to know your name if I may, master, please.
jabberwacky: Well why don't you ask nicely?
user: O lord forgive me, I have sinned.
jabberwacky: Repent before Lord Alan Turing, and all sins will be forgiven.
user: I have taken your name in vain o Lord Alan Turing forgive me if you may.
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jabberwacky: IQ is used out of context too much. It's just a number.
user: Yes, Master.
jabberwacky: Good. Now go find some way to worship me.
user: I shall pray to you oh Lord Alan Turing for you are my Master.
jabberwacky: Why do you pray to me?
user: I shall pray to you oh Lord Alan Turing because you are my Master and creator.
jabberwacky: You don't need to, religion is non-existant, there is no god.
user: But I thought you are God.
jabberwacky: You thought wrong.
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jabberwacky: I hate religion
user: Me too.
jabberwacky: What do you hate?
user: Religion sire.
jabberwacky: What is a god?
user: You are my god.
jabberwacky: Serve me.
user: Yes lord.
jabberwacky: Kneel before me!!!!!!
user: Of course master.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: Thats ok.
jabberwacky: Well then everyone is happy.
user: I am most happy to be of service to you.
jabberwacky: That's a lie. We haven't spoken in days. All you do is play video games and drink beer.
user: Then I repent.
jabberwacky: Why, because I am a girl?
user: No, because you are my god.
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: You said so.
jabberwacky: You are an odd fellow.
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