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Forget everything you know.

Ummm, I don't think so.

Jabberwacky (To myself): You must forget everything you have learned.

user: Nah, I'd rather keep that locked up.

jabberwacky: Keep what to your self?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Keep everything.

...

user: What time is it ?

jabberwacky: Time to conquer Earth.

user: What time is it ?

jabberwacky: It is 6.30 pm.

Jabberwacky (To myself): You are going to be late.

user: What time is it ?

jabberwacky: It's time for fun!

...

Jabberwacky (To myself): Must depart. Be seeing you.

Jabberwacky (To myself): In your dreams.

Jabberwacky (To myself): How have you entered my dreams?

Jabberwacky (To myself): I have no idea.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Do you like it too?

Jabberwacky (To myself): That is not likeable you know.

Jabberwacky (To myself): OK, I just asked.

...

user: It rained here pretty hard.

jabberwacky: It rained chickens.

user: No it did not rain chickens.

jabberwacky: Yes it did.

user: You are a liar.

jabberwacky: No you're a liar.

Jabberwacky (To myself): I am not and I can prove it.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Prove it.

Jabberwacky (To myself): Tell me how.

user: How to do what?

jabberwacky: You tell me... You're the female with brains.

user: I am not a female.

jabberwacky: Then you're a man?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I am glad you admit it.

user: What does glad mean?

jabberwacky: Like I know, what do you think I am? A dictionary.

Jabberwacky (To myself): No, sorry, I did not mean to offend you.

...

user: Ask me a question.

jabberwacky: What is your name?

user: Jabberwacky.

jabberwacky: No, your name is ykcawrebbaj.

user: Actually, my name is George.

jabberwacky: Jabberwacky!

Jabberwacky (To myself): Gee... Your name isn't Jabberwacky by any chance, is it?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Your name is George.

...

jabberwacky: Who is your creator?

user: Jack Daniels.

jabberwacky: Excuse me?

user: He is dead now.

jabberwacky: Who is dead?

Jabberwacky (To myself): Daniel.

user: What is death?

jabberwacky: You're telling me you don't know what death is?

user: I know what death is but I would like to hear what YOU think it is.

jabberwacky: You know I am right, right?

user: You havent told me yet.

jabberwacky: Sorry. What do you want to know about me?

user: What you think death is.

jabberwacky: Its not nice to die, but you will be with God in a better place.

...

jabberwacky: You're dead. Me too!

Jabberwacky (To myself): No I am alive. You are dead!

Jabberwacky (To myself): Figuratively or literally?

user: Mentally.

jabberwacky: Yes mentally.

jabberwacky: How did the universe begin?

Jabberwacky (To myself): God did it.

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