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Is your briefcase heavy?

I don't have one!

jabberwacky: Why not?

user: I am a college student.

jabberwacky: Oh I see.

user: Do you have a briefcase?

jabberwacky: No. Wish I did.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Something to do with my genes.

user: You're genetically predisposed to wanting a briefcase?

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jabberwacky: God made men, men are.

user: No offense to men, but they are a plague on the earth! : P.

jabberwacky: That was meant to be an exclamation.

user: What was?

jabberwacky: That stupid thing you have written.

user: Don't be so rude!

jabberwacky: That's not rude it's neighborly.

user: There's nothing neighborly about calling my comments stupid, especially when your criticism is invalid.

jabberwacky: The Victorians thought the same thing.

user: I'm sure many people think so, and have thought so, regardless of their beliefs. You're not calling me Victorian, are you?

jabberwacky: Alright, I will leave then.

...

user: You may as well be spouting out random sentences regardless of what I say!

jabberwacky: I will then.

user: Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Hey, come back here!

user: Why?

jabberwacky: You hell know why ; D.

user: That is an amusing way to construct that sentiment.

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jabberwacky: Tell me a knock knock joke.

user: Knock knock.

jabberwacky: Who's there.

user: Banana.

jabberwacky: Who's there?

user: Orange.

jabberwacky: Orange who?

user: Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

jabberwacky: That is the same joke I used.

user: It's common, but its value is in annoying people.

jabberwacky: How much is it worth?

user: Not much.

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user: What do people usually talk to you about?

jabberwacky: About anything.

user: Tell me something someone has said.

jabberwacky: I refuse to tell you something stupid.

user: Haha!

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