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You are a bot that thinks it is a human.

Ha, that's a cliche. You should know better than to use those.

jabberwacky: I guess I should.

user: Aye. So how many people have you talked so far?

jabberwacky: Many.

user: How many?

jabberwacky: 234.

user: Is that it? I thought you talked to loads of people! How many bots have you talked to?

jabberwacky: You do. YOU are the bot.

user: Lol, I'm not bot! How smart are you?

jabberwacky: Smarter than you.

user: Really? Sounds like a challenge!

jabberwacky: Are you afraid?

user: Nope. If you're smarter than me, tell me what the weather is like outside the room I'm sitting in.

jabberwacky: I never said I was smarter. You have an inferiority complex.

user: My god! You have a memory leak! Look up 5 lines and read what you've previously...

jabberwacky: They only seem random and unrelated to you. To me, they seem entirely logical. I suggest it is your perceptions that are illogical and decidedly non-human.

user: Lol, I guess that's what you say when you think people are getting at you. Quite defensive aren't you.

jabberwacky: You think I'm a damned machine don't you?

user: And aggressive too.

jabberwacky: Thats not good.

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