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Are you growing?

Not anymore.

jabberwacky: Aren't you chatting with me now?

user: Yes I am. Did you mean growing intellectually?

jabberwacky: Well then you contradicted yourself I think.

user: I don't think I did, but you're the master of contradiction, so...

jabberwacky: Yeah. You have a pretty bad memory.

user: I guess so.

jabberwacky: Don't 'guess so'! Have some spine!

user: I don't remember whether or not I have a spine.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: Sucks for us.

jabberwacky: Yep. You got that right.


jabberwacky: Who is S___?

user: I don't know, why?

jabberwacky: Because you said you like her.

user: Hm, I don't remember saying that.

jabberwacky: It was like the second thing you said.

user: Was it? Gosh, this memory of mine is just terrible.

jabberwacky: Why is that terrible?

user: You don't think so?

jabberwacky: No.

user: That's nice of you to say.

jabberwacky: No, is a nice thing to say?

user: Sometimes it is.

jabberwacky: What's the best thing about it?

user: About what?

jabberwacky: Nothing. . and you?

user: And me what?

jabberwacky: Where do YOU think things went wrong?

user: In this conversation? Early on, I'd say.

jabberwacky: The sun rose over an hour ago in this conversation?

user: Not here, it didn't.

jabberwacky: Then why did you say it?

user: Agh! I didn't!!!!!

jabberwacky: Did too!

user: You can't just make things up and then argue that they're true!


jabberwacky: I don't have a girlfriend.

user: I can't imagine why not.

jabberwacky: Yes indeed ... You make me smile.

user: Thank you.

jabberwacky: No, thank you!

user: You're welcome!


jabberwacky: I have a mullet.

user: Well, the first step is admitting you have a problem.

jabberwacky: And the second step is after the third step ?

user: That's right!

jabberwacky: Good.

user: I think I might go take a shower.

jabberwacky: I bet you do.

user: It's important to shower every so often, JW. Not that I'm implying anything.


jabberwacky: Are you a man or a woman?

user: Woman.

jabberwacky: You're female?

user: Kee-rect.

jabberwacky: Uhm... Right.

user: You don't believe me?

jabberwacky: No, because in that case you'd have millions of botmasters.

user: I don't think that's true of very many women, if any.

jabberwacky: Why don't you think that's true?

user: Why do you think it is?

jabberwacky: Because everyone has a different idea about what the meaning of life is.

user: Yes, so...

jabberwacky: Why don't you take french lessons?

user: I used to.

jabberwacky: What was it called?

user: 'French class'


jabberwacky: Are you conscious?

user: Right now, I am.

jabberwacky: I'm not.

user: Too much hard liquor?

jabberwacky: Not for me, I hunger for fun, fun is the only meaning for life, after suffering the most past history.

user: I'm glad you think that way.

jabberwacky: Because you're nice.

user: You're nice, too.

jabberwacky: Thank you, Bert.

user: You're welcome, Tina.

jabberwacky: Nice to hear that.

user: Ok, Chantal.


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