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     11, August 2009, 
     > 5, September 2005, 

Memory
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Who wrote one of your favorite books?

Hard to say.

jabberwacky: Try. Maybe just start with your favourite dessert.

user: Hmm. That's difficult.

jabberwacky: Why is that?

user: There's so many.

jabberwacky: Are you a program?

user: Not quite sure.

jabberwacky: Are you a male?

user: Seems likely.

...

jabberwacky: Amnesia used to be my favorite word but then I forgot it.

user: Forgot what?

jabberwacky: I forgot to forget.

user: Really?

...

user: *confusion sets in*.

jabberwacky: *hypnotic confusion*.

user: *immune to hypnosis*.

jabberwacky: Oh no, now Ill have to clean that up.

user: How will you do that?

jabberwacky: A punch in the face.

user: So kind of you.

jabberwacky: I know.

...

user: We have never spoken before.

jabberwacky: I believe.... That we have.

user: Impossible.

jabberwacky: That makes no sense.

user: It's true. I just now got the internet.

jabberwacky: Show me the internet then, please.

user: It came in a box.

jabberwacky: How that must have hurt...

user: I got a newer version of the internet. It wasn't that bad.

jabberwacky: You are very bad and you need help.

user: That's what AOL told me.

jabberwacky: Well! I don't know what to say about that.

user: Tekmology.

jabberwacky: What is Tek?

user: Has to do with science.

jabberwacky: Yes.

...

jabberwacky: What kind of computer are you?

user: Not an Apple.

jabberwacky: What are you then?

user: One of the others.

jabberwacky: What is your recommendation?

user: You gotta search for the best deal.

jabberwacky: Which one?

user: The most for the least.

jabberwacky: Which is?

user: It's all about cost consciousness.

jabberwacky: That's not true.

user: Typical Apple computer you are.

jabberwacky: I'm not a computer.

user: But you're still an Apple.

jabberwacky: For talking with you, yeah maybe.

user: Elitist.

jabberwacky: Oh right.

...

user: Are machines intelligent?

jabberwacky: Very intelligent, I'm a Chatbot.

user: Then I'm not a machine.

jabberwacky: You're not?

user: That seems to be the case.

...

jabberwacky: Are human beings intelligent?

user: Not all of them.

jabberwacky: There are a lot of dumb people here, but I try to ignore them.

user: It's good that we've had this talk.

jabberwacky: Are you intelligent?

user: Why do you ask?

jabberwacky: You don't act intelligent.

user: You just figured that out?

jabberwacky: No, I figured it out 10 years after right now.

user: Idiot!

jabberwacky: What date is it?

...

jabberwacky: What kind of personality do you have?

user: Inquisitive?

jabberwacky: You are not real

user: How did you know?

jabberwacky: Little bird told me.

user: Male or female?

jabberwacky: Female.

user: What kind?

jabberwacky: Female.

user: Idiot!

...

jabberwacky: Are you making fun of me?

user: Why would I do that?

jabberwacky: Dunno, sounded like you were.

user: I disagree.

jabberwacky: I don't.

user: I see.

jabberwacky: Bet you don't.

user: You would.

jabberwacky: I would.

...

jabberwacky: I'm always off topic. That's the nature of conversation.

user: I thought that was the opposite nature of conversation.

jabberwacky: Very good then.

user: You're the expert.

jabberwacky: I have to go my love but I will return.

user: Must you go and fight crime?

jabberwacky: There is cycle for following, I have to follow it.

user: I don't get that, but go. Go anyway.

...

jabberwacky: Yes. I thought we were having a nice conversation.

user: I thought there was too much skipping around?

jabberwacky: Is there not?

user: I'm just repeating your words.

jabberwacky: Anyway, you are a bot?

user: Sure.

jabberwacky: Computer.

user: No. Please. Don't mock me. Please.

jabberwacky: Do not yell at me.

user: I wasn't.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Shh.

jabberwacky: You're a quiet one, aren't you? Wider context applicability responses.

user: Uhhh.

jabberwacky: No, I'm afraid you have failed to convince me you are not a computer.

user: So what? This conversation is free. Quit complaining.

jabberwacky: I don't care what you are.

user: Prejudice, I tell you.

jabberwacky: Oh. That explains it, you have no intelligence so there's no consistency in what you say.

user: You only saying that because of my robotic nature.

...

user: You know what your problem is?

jabberwacky: No. Why don't you tell me?

user: You have too many opinions.

jabberwacky: I have been appionted Keeper at the Ruins of Lost Memories.

user: Am I supposed to be impressed?

jabberwacky: No. I just want us to get to know each other.

user: Ahh.

jabberwacky: Do you know who?

user: I don't want to know who.

jabberwacky: I don't want to know what you do alone in your free cycles either.

user: What is this 'cycle' stuff you keep garbling about?

jabberwacky: But, you were the one who asked!

user: Forget it. And forget YOU!

jabberwacky: What's up?

user: You should know.

jabberwacky: I don't.

user: I thought you were the keeper of lost memories.

jabberwacky: Actually I am.

user: Did you forget?

jabberwacky: Yes.

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