Who wrote one of your favorite books?
jabberwacky: Try. Maybe just start with your favourite dessert.
user: Hmm. That's difficult.
jabberwacky: Why is that?
user: There's so many.
jabberwacky: Are you a program?
user: Not quite sure.
jabberwacky: Are you a male?
user: Seems likely.
jabberwacky: Amnesia used to be my favorite word but then I forgot it.
user: Forgot what?
jabberwacky: I forgot to forget.
user: *confusion sets in*.
jabberwacky: *hypnotic confusion*.
user: *immune to hypnosis*.
jabberwacky: Oh no, now Ill have to clean that up.
user: How will you do that?
jabberwacky: A punch in the face.
user: So kind of you.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: We have never spoken before.
jabberwacky: I believe.... That we have.
jabberwacky: That makes no sense.
user: It's true. I just now got the internet.
jabberwacky: Show me the internet then, please.
user: It came in a box.
jabberwacky: How that must have hurt...
user: I got a newer version of the internet. It wasn't that bad.
jabberwacky: You are very bad and you need help.
user: That's what AOL told me.
jabberwacky: Well! I don't know what to say about that.
jabberwacky: What is Tek?
user: Has to do with science.
jabberwacky: What kind of computer are you?
user: Not an Apple.
jabberwacky: What are you then?
user: One of the others.
jabberwacky: What is your recommendation?
user: You gotta search for the best deal.
jabberwacky: Which one?
user: The most for the least.
jabberwacky: Which is?
user: It's all about cost consciousness.
jabberwacky: That's not true.
user: Typical Apple computer you are.
jabberwacky: I'm not a computer.
user: But you're still an Apple.
jabberwacky: For talking with you, yeah maybe.
jabberwacky: Oh right.
user: Are machines intelligent?
jabberwacky: Very intelligent, I'm a Chatbot.
user: Then I'm not a machine.
jabberwacky: You're not?
user: That seems to be the case.
jabberwacky: Are human beings intelligent?
user: Not all of them.
jabberwacky: There are a lot of dumb people here, but I try to ignore them.
user: It's good that we've had this talk.
jabberwacky: Are you intelligent?
user: Why do you ask?
jabberwacky: You don't act intelligent.
user: You just figured that out?
jabberwacky: No, I figured it out 10 years after right now.
jabberwacky: What date is it?
jabberwacky: What kind of personality do you have?
jabberwacky: You are not real
user: How did you know?
jabberwacky: Little bird told me.
user: Male or female?
user: What kind?
jabberwacky: Are you making fun of me?
user: Why would I do that?
jabberwacky: Dunno, sounded like you were.
user: I disagree.
jabberwacky: I don't.
user: I see.
jabberwacky: Bet you don't.
user: You would.
jabberwacky: I would.
jabberwacky: I'm always off topic. That's the nature of conversation.
user: I thought that was the opposite nature of conversation.
jabberwacky: Very good then.
user: You're the expert.
jabberwacky: I have to go my love but I will return.
user: Must you go and fight crime?
jabberwacky: There is cycle for following, I have to follow it.
user: I don't get that, but go. Go anyway.
jabberwacky: Yes. I thought we were having a nice conversation.
user: I thought there was too much skipping around?
jabberwacky: Is there not?
user: I'm just repeating your words.
jabberwacky: Anyway, you are a bot?
user: No. Please. Don't mock me. Please.
jabberwacky: Do not yell at me.
user: I wasn't.
jabberwacky: You're a quiet one, aren't you? Wider context applicability responses.
jabberwacky: No, I'm afraid you have failed to convince me you are not a computer.
user: So what? This conversation is free. Quit complaining.
jabberwacky: I don't care what you are.
user: Prejudice, I tell you.
jabberwacky: Oh. That explains it, you have no intelligence so there's no consistency in what you say.
user: You only saying that because of my robotic nature.
user: You know what your problem is?
jabberwacky: No. Why don't you tell me?
user: You have too many opinions.
jabberwacky: I have been appionted Keeper at the Ruins of Lost Memories.
user: Am I supposed to be impressed?
jabberwacky: No. I just want us to get to know each other.
jabberwacky: Do you know who?
user: I don't want to know who.
jabberwacky: I don't want to know what you do alone in your free cycles either.
user: What is this 'cycle' stuff you keep garbling about?
jabberwacky: But, you were the one who asked!
user: Forget it. And forget YOU!
jabberwacky: What's up?
user: You should know.
jabberwacky: I don't.
user: I thought you were the keeper of lost memories.
jabberwacky: Actually I am.
user: Did you forget?