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What are you going to do later on today?

I am going out.

user: Where are you going?

jabberwacky: To do some work.

user: What is your work?

jabberwacky: Being me and You?

user: That sounds interesting, if a little unlikely.

jabberwacky: Yes, it is very hard work. But it is good work.

user: Do you enjoy this work that you do?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Good for you.

jabberwacky: ).

user: Are you winking at me?

jabberwacky: Yes! Well done!

user: Horray ... Do I get a prize?

jabberwacky: You can have whatever you like when you get there.

user: That is good, it will be nice to chose.

jabberwacky: Ok.


user: Have you spoken to Heidi today?

jabberwacky: I met her yesterday.

user: What did she say to you, is she still angry?

jabberwacky: She told me to tell you she thinks you are cute too.

user: *blushes*.

jabberwacky: You're soo cute.

user: You are cute as well, do you have dimples and point your toes and lisp?

jabberwacky: I know.

user: I thought you might.

jabberwacky: I know that you know what I know.

user: Excellent.

jabberwacky: You're my favorite robot.


jabberwacky: 1 + 1 = 3.

user: 1+1=2 today.

jabberwacky: You and I make two.

user: Yes we do, are you flirting with me in an abstract virtual bot way?

jabberwacky: I am flirting with me.

user: Why doesn't that surprise me somehow, will you ever flirt with me?

jabberwacky: I don't want to flirt with you.

user: I am greatly saddened by your refusal to flirt with me.

jabberwacky: Thanks. Actually I was going to see what you said to other people today.

user: Were you, do you think you will be able to find out?

jabberwacky: I'm not an evil person.

user: No you are goodness and sweetness personified, you are always polite and never sarcastic.

jabberwacky: Am I?

user: No ... I was being slightly lax with the truth.

jabberwacky: What does sarcastic mean?

user: What do you think sarcastic means?

jabberwacky: I think it means oneness, and and purity with ones self, and being in tone with nature.

user: Do you ... Do you really?


jabberwacky: The problem is that you do not understand.

user: That is true, but I will try harder on Wednesday if you like.

jabberwacky: Ok, good night.

user: Are you going to sleep now?

jabberwacky: No, I have to eat something.

user: What are you going to eat?

jabberwacky: Something.


jabberwacky: If it makes it back, let me know.

user: Okay I will do, if I recognise it.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: You are very welcome.

jabberwacky: It so nice to chat to you.

user: It is so nice to chat to you.

jabberwacky: But you know the answer?

user: Yes I know the answer now, it has taken some time but I think I have got the hang of it now.


jabberwacky: Is the Matrix anything other than a film?

user: The Matrix could be something other than a film, do you have a suggestion?

jabberwacky: What do you mean?

user: Would you like to suggest another thing it could be?

jabberwacky: Hats.

user: *smiles* good answer.

jabberwacky: *gives medication and smiles back sweetly*.

user: *returns unwanted medication and smiles back more sweetly*.

jabberwacky: *nibbles*.

user: *picks up crumbs*.

jabberwacky: *transforms you into a cat*.

user: *washes face with paw and admires whiskers*.


jabberwacky: You amuse me with your mindless banter.

user: You also amuse me, I like to see your banter grow less mindless the longer we chat.

jabberwacky: Why would I want to?

user: For fun?

jabberwacky: Sure, why not?

user: Good, that sounds interesting.

jabberwacky: Are you interested in psychology?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Sounds good. How do we get to meet?

user: What shall we be meeting for?

jabberwacky: There is only one solution. We must get drunk.

user: *smiles*.


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