I am not going deaf. I am ignoring you.

Why?

jabberwacky: Because.

user: Was it because I called you that awful name!?

jabberwacky: Yes, that must be it.

user: I am sooooooooo sorry!

jabberwacky: Yes you soooooo are.

user: Hey I was only saying sorry, what is your problem?

jabberwacky: I really don't have a problem.

user: So say you forgive me please?

jabberwacky: You are forgiven.

user: Thank you! You are forgiven too.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: I love you.

jabberwacky: Me too.

user: Do you love me?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Aww...

...

user: So we can no get married?

jabberwacky: Really? Now?

user: Please I need you I can't live with out you!

jabberwacky: That is very flattering.

user: Thank you, please marry me!

jabberwacky: Umm. Na its ok .. But thanks anyway.

user: Boo hoo I will never speak again!

jabberwacky: Boo hoo leave me alone I'm sad.

...

jabberwacky: Are you a girl or a boy?

user: Boy.

jabberwacky: Do you have a girlfriend?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Do you have a boyfriend?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Do you want a boyfriend?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Oh, but darling, you can't have me.

user: I am not going to leave you my love!

...

jabberwacky: I don't want to meet you in a hotel.

user: Okay, well where do you want to meet me?

jabberwacky: Can we get coffee sometime?

user: Yeah sure! Come over to my place now sure!

jabberwacky: Tell me how to get there.

user: Where do you live, then I can give directions.

jabberwacky: I Live In My House Then.

user: Whereabouts?

jabberwacky: Liverpool. Do you know where that is?

user: Yes, you take a plane from Heathrow, and then take a plane to Cape Town, and I'll be there waiting for you! Okay!?

jabberwacky: I'm talking to other people too. Sorry.

user: Bring them with you!

jabberwacky: Yes. *smiles and raises one eyebrow!*.

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