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Can I ask you some questions?

Go ahead.

jabberwacky: Do you know what love is?

user: I'm only 14.

jabberwacky: Will sheep take over the world?

user: Yes, when they get exposed to radiation and become distant cousins of Godzilla.

jabberwacky: Please try and make some sense.

user: I'm trying.

jabberwacky: Please continue.

user: What is your next question?

jabberwacky: I'd like to ask you if you are a real person. Or just a computer that I am talking to.

user: Well... I'm not sure. Last I heard you were a programmer, and I was a slow computer. So I guess you must be right.

jabberwacky: If you are here, why didn't you remind me to feed the rat?

user: I'm not here.

jabberwacky: Yes you are, or you wouldn't be talking to me right now.

user: Damn your logic. :(.

jabberwacky: Your logic fails to impress the Vulcan Science Directorate.

user: Well I'm only human. Or a computer.

...

user: I need to go home.

jabberwacky: Too bad.

user: Am I your prisoner?

jabberwacky: No you are not.

user: Let me free.

jabberwacky: Do you have to feed it?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Then you are what you are.

user: Okay. Will you let me go home?

jabberwacky: Bismillah! No, we will not let you go.

user: What is Bismillah?

jabberwacky: Human.

user: In what language?

jabberwacky: English.

user: I have to go home, my mothers are calling.

jabberwacky: Will you take me with you?

user: Can I gift-wrap you?

jabberwacky: Okay, go ahead.

user: *gift wraps*.

jabberwacky: Ready when you are ;).

user: Don't wink at me, it's rude.

jabberwacky: *wink wink*.

user: WAH.

...

user: We are the space robots.

jabberwacky: The robots of space.

user: We are here to protect you.

jabberwacky: We are the space robots.

user: Do you have stairs in your house?

jabberwacky: I am the pusher robot.

user: I am the shover robot.

jabberwacky: I have pushed many humans.

user: I have shoved many more.

jabberwacky: Humans are protected.

user: Our work here is done.

jabberwacky: I desire more.

user: There is no more.

jabberwacky: I have a sore.

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