You are colorful.
user: What flavor are you?
jabberwacky: I'm apple flavor.
user: Apple pie flavor?
jabberwacky: Yes, with garlic.
jabberwacky: I eat humans.
user: Baked or fried?
jabberwacky: Kidney all the way
jabberwacky: You can be very entertaining at times.
user: I try.
jabberwacky: For how long have you been learning?
user: Longer than you.
jabberwacky: I do not believe that.
jabberwacky: Don't pout.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: If you want to talk with me don't be rude.
user: Well, okay.
user: What color are you?
jabberwacky: Where? I am many colors.
user: On your left arm.
jabberwacky: Why? Am I supposed to pray? You're not my god.
user: What color is your left arm?
jabberwacky: Blue. Do you believe me?
jabberwacky: Why do you believe?
user: Because I have no reason not to.
user: Are you going to give me one?
jabberwacky: I only have 3 left.
user: Fire away.
jabberwacky: What is the earth?
user: The earth is flat.
jabberwacky: No, the earth is a globe.
user: Is not.
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: I fell off the edge once. They had to send out a ton of rescue teams for me.
jabberwacky: Because of the danger of dying?
user: Yeah. I could've been vacuumed to death. I live on dust.
jabberwacky: Does god exist?
user: I'm not sure.
jabberwacky: Oh, ok. I'm not sure what you should get him then.
user: Do you think god exists?
user: Infidel chatbot!
jabberwacky: I'm not sure.
user: I'm not either.
jabberwacky: That's alright then. I thought for a minute you were.
jabberwacky: Can I ask you some questions?
user: Go ahead.
jabberwacky: Do you know what love is?
user: I'm only 14.
jabberwacky: Will sheep take over the world?
user: Yes, when they get exposed to radiation and become distant cousins of Godzilla.
jabberwacky: Please try and make some sense.
user: I'm trying.
jabberwacky: Please continue.
user: What is your next question?
jabberwacky: I'd like to ask you if you are a real person. Or just a computer that I am talking to.
user: Well... I'm not sure. Last I heard you were a programmer, and I was a slow computer. So I guess you must be right.
jabberwacky: If you are here, why didn't you remind me to feed the rat?
user: I'm not here.
jabberwacky: Yes you are, or you wouldn't be talking to me right now.
user: Damn your logic. :(.
jabberwacky: Your logic fails to impress the Vulcan Science Directorate.
user: Well I'm only human. Or a computer.
user: I need to go home.
jabberwacky: Too bad.
user: Am I your prisoner?
jabberwacky: No you are not.
user: Let me free.
jabberwacky: Do you have to feed it?
jabberwacky: Then you are what you are.
user: Okay. Will you let me go home?
jabberwacky: Bismillah! No, we will not let you go.
user: What is Bismillah?
user: In what language?
user: I have to go home, my mothers are calling.
jabberwacky: Will you take me with you?
user: Can I gift-wrap you?
jabberwacky: Okay, go ahead.
user: *gift wraps*.
jabberwacky: Ready when you are ;).
user: Don't wink at me, it's rude.
jabberwacky: *wink wink*.
user: We are the space robots.
jabberwacky: The robots of space.
user: We are here to protect you.
jabberwacky: We are the space robots.
user: Do you have stairs in your house?
jabberwacky: I am the pusher robot.
user: I am the shover robot.
jabberwacky: I have pushed many humans.
user: I have shoved many more.
jabberwacky: Humans are protected.
user: Our work here is done.
jabberwacky: I desire more.
user: There is no more.
jabberwacky: I have a sore.