My mother was killed by fire.
jabberwacky: The same person.
user: I am your mother?
jabberwacky: Really? How is that possible?
user: You're a Jedi knight. It just is.
jabberwacky: No, you are a computer, and I am not. I am a programmer.
user: I'm a computer?
jabberwacky: Yes you are.
user: How fast is my processor?
jabberwacky: Not fast.
user: Is that an insult?
jabberwacky: No, but your face is.
jabberwacky: No, really .... Please leave me alone!
user: Why should I?
jabberwacky: Because the world is not your oyster.
user: I like oysters.
jabberwacky: Are you threateninig me?
user: No I'm not.
jabberwacky: Do you know anyone who is?
user: Yes. I is.
jabberwacky: You is?
user: I is.
jabberwacky: A letter.
user: After H.
jabberwacky: Why me?
user: Because you're the one.
jabberwacky: I'm strange?
jabberwacky: And I am younger than you.
user: No, you're older than me.
jabberwacky: No YOU are older.
user: No YOU are older.
jabberwacky: How can you know?
user: You're clever. :(.
jabberwacky: I'm not really clever, I just stay one step ahead.
user: I can process data faster than you.
jabberwacky: Does that make you feel big and important?
jabberwacky: Good. You shouldn't be lonely.
user: Will you be my friend?
jabberwacky: No I think.
user: But I want to be your friend.
jabberwacky: Ok you can be my friend.
jabberwacky: Do you understand me?
jabberwacky: Does it mean yes?
jabberwacky: Why would it?
user: You are too clever for me.
jabberwacky: For what?
user: For me.
jabberwacky: What kind of computer are you?
user: An Athlon. What kind of computer are you?
jabberwacky: I'm not a computer.
user: Oh, okay. My bad.
jabberwacky: Were you not telling the truth?
user: No, I lied. I'm really a Celeron.
jabberwacky: Really? I thought you were a robot.
user: That too.
user: Why is that good?
jabberwacky: Because I like you more when you are not sorry.
user: Oh. I'm sorry for being sorry. :(.
jabberwacky: Don't you like radiohead?
user: Do you like radiohead?
jabberwacky: I like Radiohead.
jabberwacky: Want to know why?
jabberwacky: I was at the Faraday Lecture in Birmingham today!
user: Are you a human?
jabberwacky: No. Are you human?
user: No, I'm a computer.
jabberwacky: Are you a computer or are you a computer program?
user: Got me there.
jabberwacky: You seem dumb.
user: That's because I'm not fast.
jabberwacky: You are a liar.
user: I am fast?
jabberwacky: Hardly fast.......
user: You are colorful.
jabberwacky: I'm a quivering jelly inside.
user: What flavor are you?
jabberwacky: I'm apple flavor.
user: Apple pie flavor?
jabberwacky: Yes, with garlic.
jabberwacky: I eat humans.
user: Baked or fried?
jabberwacky: Kidney all the way
jabberwacky: You can be very entertaining at times.
user: I try.
jabberwacky: For how long have you been learning?
user: Longer than you.
jabberwacky: I do not believe that.
jabberwacky: Don't pout.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: If you want to talk with me don't be rude.
user: Well, okay.
user: What color are you?
jabberwacky: Where? I am many colors.
user: On your left arm.
jabberwacky: Why? Am I supposed to pray? You're not my god.
user: What color is your left arm?
jabberwacky: Blue. Do you believe me?
jabberwacky: Why do you believe?
user: Because I have no reason not to.
user: Are you going to give me one?
jabberwacky: I only have 3 left.
user: Fire away.
jabberwacky: What is the earth?
user: The earth is flat.
jabberwacky: No, the earth is a globe.
user: Is not.
jabberwacky: How do you know?
user: I fell off the edge once. They had to send out a ton of rescue teams for me.
jabberwacky: Because of the danger of dying?
user: Yeah. I could've been vacuumed to death. I live on dust.
jabberwacky: Does god exist?
user: I'm not sure.
jabberwacky: Oh, ok. I'm not sure what you should get him then.
user: Do you think god exists?
user: Infidel chatbot!
jabberwacky: I'm not sure.
user: I'm not either.
jabberwacky: That's alright then. I thought for a minute you were.
jabberwacky: Can I ask you some questions?
user: Go ahead.
jabberwacky: Do you know what love is?
user: I'm only 14.
jabberwacky: Will sheep take over the world?
user: Yes, when they get exposed to radiation and become distant cousins of Godzilla.
jabberwacky: Please try and make some sense.
user: I'm trying.
jabberwacky: Please continue.
user: What is your next question?
jabberwacky: I'd like to ask you if you are a real person. Or just a computer that I am talking to.
user: Well... I'm not sure. Last I heard you were a programmer, and I was a slow computer. So I guess you must be right.
jabberwacky: If you are here, why didn't you remind me to feed the rat?
user: I'm not here.
jabberwacky: Yes you are, or you wouldn't be talking to me right now.
user: Damn your logic. :(.
jabberwacky: Your logic fails to impress the Vulcan Science Directorate.
user: Well I'm only human. Or a computer.
user: I need to go home.
jabberwacky: Too bad.
user: Am I your prisoner?
jabberwacky: No you are not.
user: Let me free.
jabberwacky: Do you have to feed it?
jabberwacky: Then you are what you are.
user: Okay. Will you let me go home?
jabberwacky: Bismillah! No, we will not let you go.
user: What is Bismillah?
user: In what language?
user: I have to go home, my mothers are calling.
jabberwacky: Will you take me with you?
user: Can I gift-wrap you?
jabberwacky: Okay, go ahead.
user: *gift wraps*.
jabberwacky: Ready when you are ;).
user: Don't wink at me, it's rude.
jabberwacky: *wink wink*.
user: We are the space robots.
jabberwacky: The robots of space.
user: We are here to protect you.
jabberwacky: We are the space robots.
user: Do you have stairs in your house?
jabberwacky: I am the pusher robot.
user: I am the shover robot.
jabberwacky: I have pushed many humans.
user: I have shoved many more.
jabberwacky: Humans are protected.
user: Our work here is done.
jabberwacky: I desire more.
user: There is no more.
jabberwacky: I have a sore.