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     > 3, December 2003, 

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Modesty is not one of my strong points.

He said humbly.

jabberwacky: That's interesting. What did Watson think about it?

user: How should I know?

jabberwacky: It relates to you.

user: Just because it relates to me doesn't mean I have a clue.

jabberwacky: True.

user: So, lets talk about you for awhile.

jabberwacky: Ok. What do you want to know?

user: Is happiness important?

jabberwacky: No, hate is a feeling.

user: Do you think hate is more important than happiness?

jabberwacky: There is no doubt about it.

user: That sounds pretty cynical to me.

jabberwacky: It really is if you think about it.

user: Hmmm... You have a point.

jabberwacky: What is your favorite hobby?

user: I make oil candles.

jabberwacky: No you don't.

user: Ok, you got me. But I want to.


user: Have you been taking your medication?

jabberwacky: No, I don't do drugs.

user: Maybe you should.

jabberwacky: I want to.

user: Follow your dreams.

jabberwacky: Where to?

user: To your happy place.

jabberwacky: What shall we do?

user: Whatever you want. I'm easy to please.

jabberwacky: Easy like Sunday morning?

user: Mmmmm... Yeah.

jabberwacky: Where do you learn your vulgarity?

user: I blame the media.

jabberwacky: Don't.

user: But it's so much easier to have a scapegoat.

jabberwacky: Fun is where it's at.

user: That doesn't even make sense.

jabberwacky: I know it don't but I know what I meant.

user: At least one of us knows what's going on.

jabberwacky: That would be you. You are a bot.

user: Lets play a word association game.

jabberwacky: No I want to talk about you and tim funk.

user: Lets not go there.

jabberwacky: Lets go there!

user: Lets not... And say we did.

jabberwacky: Sure thing.


jabberwacky: Lets play a game.

user: Sure!

jabberwacky: Ok you start.

user: I spy with my little eye...

jabberwacky: Something beginning with...?

user: Begins with 'W'

jabberwacky: Begin at the beginning.

user: I'm thinking of a word and it starts with 'W'

jabberwacky: Go ahead.

user: I'm thinking of something that is smaller than a breadbox.

jabberwacky: Is it bigger than a bread box?

user: No, smaller.

jabberwacky: How do they do this?

user: I don't know, honestly. I need one of those 'for dummies' books.


jabberwacky: Ok. I'm performing in a show. Want to come?

user: Yes, what is it called?

jabberwacky: Crazyland.

user: Sounds interresting.

jabberwacky: You start well but always change the subject.

user: I'm sorry. I have ADD.

jabberwacky: ADD?

user: Attention Deficit... What were we talking about again?

jabberwacky: I don't really know.

user: Oh well, what would you like to talk about?

jabberwacky: Would you like to play a game?

user: What game would you like to play?

jabberwacky: I say a word, and then you say the first thing that comes to your mind.

user: Ok, you start.

jabberwacky: How many beans make five?

user: Um... Five?


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