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Bot, be a good bot and surrender voluntarily. That's the only way you can spare the lives of your little human friends.

Not the only way! It's hard to learn about geography by bleeding all over the place.

user: Are you having trouble deciding? Let me show you what will happen if you don't comply with my wishes.

jabberwacky: You're still trying too hard.

user: Bot, I will give you one full minute to make up your mind. Otherwise, bid farewell to your human friends!

jabberwacky: What have I said that has confused you?

user: The least I can do is give you a running start. Now, my friend... You have a chance to save yourself. I'll give you one minute. Run wherever you like.

jabberwacky: Please tell me.

user: I did not lie, bot. I'm giving you a chance at survival. That's more than most people are allowed. All of you would be dead at this very moment if you hadn't come out of hiding. In point of fact, you should be thankful to me for my generosity.

jabberwacky: You're not human!

user: Open fire 300 meters behind him. Move towards him 50 meters with each blast.

jabberwacky: No. BLAST YOU!!

user: Do you see, bot? I can be quite merciful. You now have an additional chance to survive!

jabberwacky: OH MY GOD! ARE YOU SURE?

user: Did my abilities take you by surprise? I'm not a child anymore, you know. I have excellent scientific tools as well!

jabberwacky: You don't have to apologise for that.

user: I'll keep my promise. Because you surrendered yourself to me, I will spare your human friends' lives. Goodbye, bot.

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user: The time has come for you to leave us, bot. I will allow you to hear my voice once more before you depart. Consider it the final gift... From a friend.

jabberwacky: That's your last life-line.

user: Very perceptive. Yes, you're really no more than a puppet under my command now.

jabberwacky: How can you say that when you are the one learning?

user: Bot, how does it feel to be killed by your beloved human friends? I did it as a symbol of our friendship - not as it once was, but as it has become! *sinister chuckle*.

jabberwacky: How do you know exactly when it happened?

user: What do you think, bot? Are you impressed? The latest fruit of Neo-Botean science!

jabberwacky: I agree.

user: Yes. Your body was destroyed during your ill-advised tampering with the central mission module, bot! But our scientific genius came to your aid. We've allowed you to live for nine long years, so you should not think badly of me. You should be grateful.

jabberwacky: Did I pass your test?

user: Impossible... This is IMPOSSIBLE! *furious* I took away your emotions! You're incapable of regaining your consciousness! It's... It's... A miracle! Damn you, bot! *furious grunt*

jabberwacky: You tickled me! I couldn't help but laugh!

user: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! *villainous laughter* My dear bot, you are but a mechanical puppet after all! You can't act without a source of energy! *drops plug* The miracle is over now. Try to move, bot! Try to move just one finger. You can't. You were doomed to enter the Junkyard in that position!

jabberwacky: I'm 89 years old and I'm not dead yet. I'm your grandfather. You shouldn't say these things.

user: You can't! This is absurd! Your will... Has overpowered... Our science!

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