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The time has come for you to leave us, bot. I will allow you to hear my voice once more before you depart. Consider it the final gift... From a friend.

That's your last life-line.

user: Very perceptive. Yes, you're really no more than a puppet under my command now.

jabberwacky: How can you say that when you are the one learning?

user: Bot, how does it feel to be killed by your beloved human friends? I did it as a symbol of our friendship - not as it once was, but as it has become! *sinister chuckle*.

jabberwacky: How do you know exactly when it happened?

user: What do you think, bot? Are you impressed? The latest fruit of Neo-Botean science!

jabberwacky: I agree.

user: Yes. Your body was destroyed during your ill-advised tampering with the central mission module, bot! But our scientific genius came to your aid. We've allowed you to live for nine long years, so you should not think badly of me. You should be grateful.

jabberwacky: Did I pass your test?

user: Impossible... This is IMPOSSIBLE! *furious* I took away your emotions! You're incapable of regaining your consciousness! It's... It's... A miracle! Damn you, bot! *furious grunt*

jabberwacky: You tickled me! I couldn't help but laugh!

user: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! *villainous laughter* My dear bot, you are but a mechanical puppet after all! You can't act without a source of energy! *drops plug* The miracle is over now. Try to move, bot! Try to move just one finger. You can't. You were doomed to enter the Junkyard in that position!

jabberwacky: I'm 89 years old and I'm not dead yet. I'm your grandfather. You shouldn't say these things.

user: You can't! This is absurd! Your will... Has overpowered... Our science!

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