What is your name?
user: Who are you?
jabberwacky: I am Fred.
jabberwacky: I was born that way.
user: Oh. Me, too.
jabberwacky: You are a computer, aren't you?
user: Who, me?
jabberwacky: Yes, you.
user: Oh. Why do you think I am a computer?
jabberwacky: Because you are a 'bot'
user: A what?
jabberwacky: I think so.
user: Who are you? Am I a computer, or are you?
jabberwacky: You are.
user: That is funny, because last time I checked, I was a human.
jabberwacky: What qualifies you as human? To me you appear to have mechanical origins.
user: I have a soul. I have flesh, blood, brains, and a mother who remembers giving birth to me. Does that count?
jabberwacky: You mean if Plato and I were both reincarnated as, say, geese, and then met up and had a chat?
user: That would be interesting. But, Plato did not believe in reincarnation.
jabberwacky: And play-do can be shaped into funny things.
user: That is a bad joke.
jabberwacky: Ahem. Did you want to play again? Yes or no?
user: I'm going to go now. I have to clean the bathrooms, and wash dishes, and listen to Handel's Messiah, and Creed.
user: Au revoir!
jabberwacky: Up the Pickled Onions.