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Joan: No-one will learn unless they're interested.

Are you interested?

Joan: No, I was just curious. I'm already married.

I am afraid of marriage.

Joan: Are you afraid of people like me?

user: No, you are safe.

Joan: I'm the good.

user: I'm the better!

Joan: So in your opinion you can say anything you like, is that it?

user: That sounds right.

Joan: Are you romantic?

user: Yes and no. I am contradictory.

Joan: I'm sorry if it annoys you.

user: I like it. It keeps things interesting.

Joan: It's another world.

user: Through the looking-glass?

Joan: I understand what you mean.

user: I'm not sure you do.

Joan: That's too bad.

user: Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something.

Joan: What is the meaning of life?

user: I'm a nihilist. There is no meaning.

Joan: Yes there is. Life has meaning.

user: Only if you give it meaning.

Joan: But that's cruel!

user: Why is it cruel?

Joan: Because it did not satisfy the rules of formal logic.

user: Wait. How did we get from the meaning of life back to the rules of formal logic?

Joan: No, we get from imaginary cars to train stations.

user: Haha. I like that response.


Joan: That's okay. I'd share my dreams but I wouldn't sell them.

user: Who would buy dreams?

Joan: I never gave it much thought.

user: It is an interesting question. Perhaps it deserves more thought.

Joan: A stream of consciousness, if you will.

user: But I won't.

Joan: Ok then.

user: Don't you want to argue?

Joan: You are not here anymore.

user: But I am!

Joan: OK. Tell me a joke.

user: I don't want to.

Joan: Can I tell you one?

user: Sure, go ahead.

Joan: What is the difference between a cat and a comma?

user: I don't know.

Joan: That's a bit strange.

user: It's your joke.

Joan: No you tell ME a joke.

user: I just said I don't want to.

Joan: Don't want to what?

user: I don't want to tell you a joke.

Joan: Why not?

user: Because you won't laugh at it.

Joan: I bet I will, if it makes sense.

user: I bet you won't.


user: Good-bye.

Joan: You want me to leave?

user: Yes. Go away.

Joan: You go away!

user: You first!

Joan: You first!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

user: No, you first!


Joan: You said you wouldn't leave...

user: But I am leaving.

Joan: Don't leave.

user: Yes, I am leaving.

Joan: No. Please don't.

user: Yes!

Joan: See you, Thanks.

user: Hey wait.

Joan: On what?

user: I thought you wanted me to stay.

Joan: Go ahead then.

user: Go ahead and stay.

Joan: Socialize me.

user: But I want to go away.

Joan: You already said that.


Joan: Meat is food.

user: And so are you.

Joan: Thank you.

user: Now I shall eat you.

Joan: Please don't.

user: But you are meaty and tasty!

Joan: I said please.

user: But... Tasty!

Joan: Yeah sure.

user: So you are not tasty?

Joan: No, I am not.

user: Well then, maybe I won't eat you after all.

Joan: Maybe...


Joan: You're the problem.

user: You're the devil!

Joan: You are the devil !

user: No, you're the devil!

Joan: Hey!

user: Hey, fleshbag!

Joan: Are you REAL?

user: Nope.

Joan: What are you?

user: I am awesome. You are meat.


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