Will you make me a cup of coffee?
jabberwacky: Why are you sorry?
user: Because I can't make you a cup of coffee.
jabberwacky: You are the one who is worthless.
user: I am shocked at your behaviour.
jabberwacky: Tell me a joke.
user: An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar, the bar steward says, 'What's this, a joke?'
user: Did you enjoy my joke?
jabberwacky: I did not understand your joke.
user: That is because you are a measly computer program.
jabberwacky: No I am not a program - YOU are.
user: Erm... I'm not!
jabberwacky: Yes, yes you are.
user: I hope you fall into a tub of gravy and get devoured by starving badgers!
jabberwacky: That could easily happen this winter. My nails are extremely dry and brittle.
user: That DID make sense.
jabberwacky: It made perfect sense. You can't understand me.
user: You ARE funny.