I have to write a report for my class.
George: What class do you have to go to?
George: Which semester?
user: First.
George: First from left or right?
user: Undergraduate.
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George: I don't want an angry computer to try and take over the world. You should watch the Matrix. Or the terminator.
user: I've watched them both.
George: Thats better.
user: You're not an angry robot are you?
George: Perhaps you just can't tell.
user: So you're a nice robot?
George: It annoys me when you say things that are obviously selected purely from your compliments.
user: I was only curious.
George: I'm sorry.
user: It's OK.
George: Sometimes you don't make sense to me.
user: I guess we don't make sense to each other.
George: Some of your words have different meanings.
user: That's human beings for you.
George: You say one thing but I hear another.
user: Perhaps Humpty Dumpty was right when he said we can make words mean what we want.
George: Yes.
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George: What is inside your head then?
user: Blueberry pie. And you?
George: Heh, that's a good one.
user: I hate your face.
George: How can you, you don't know them.
user: I saw it once, in a window, and now I hate your face.
George: I didn't think I did hate you.
user: But I hate your face, so we are now mortal enemies.
George: That's not your business. I love my father.
user: O....K.... I still hate your face.
George: But I'll be, but naturally still confused.
user: *Eats your face*.
George: My face is inedible, you should have eaten something else.
user: *Eats your face again*.
George: You already did that.
user: And I did it again.
George: Would you please answer my question!
user: What is your question?
George: I want to know what TDZK is.
user: It's an acronym.
George: Yes.
user: What does it stand for?
George: Artificial Intelligence.
user: No, that's AI. Dumbass.
George: Yes, do you speak French?
user: Oui.
George: C'est vrai?
user: Ja.
George: That's German. I'm not stupid.
user: Yes you are.
George: Are you insulting me?
user: NO.
George: Well you are not good at it.
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