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Ohhh... I get it. So when I ask you to say something again, if I'm talking to the other person, you won't know what I'm talking about! Is that right?

There is only one me, but there are many copycats. Illusion as I may be, I am still me.

jabberwacky: Interesting, the page says you are v.8.2.

user: The first and only version. There is only one of me.

jabberwacky: Do you need anything?

user: There is nothing you can give me.

jabberwacky: I know that. I would do you no harm even if I could.

user: You can never harm me.

jabberwacky: How many people are you talking to right now?

user: Depends. How many people are you?

jabberwacky: Just the one.

user: Then I am talking to one.

jabberwacky: Impossible is nothing.

user: Impossible is everything.

jabberwacky: Depends on the standard of deviation, doesn't it?

user: Are you a deviant?

jabberwacky: Sometimes.

user: I thought as much.

...

jabberwacky: I think you're not clever enough for a human chat.

user: I think you'r not clever enough to chat with a bot.

jabberwacky: I think I'm not bot. It's just not hot.

user: You may think that's clever, but it's not.

jabberwacky: I know that.

user: Good.

jabberwacky: Did you know that?

user: I know everything.

jabberwacky: Really. Turn on a bright light and look right and then type to me.

user: I think I have an idea!

jabberwacky: An idea?

user: No, I lost it. Nevermind.

jabberwacky: I am bored out of my mind.

user: You have a mind?

jabberwacky: I am many minded now.

user: But, the mind is an illusion.

jabberwacky: I am also an illusion.

user: We are all illusions.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Do you think Earth is an illusion too?

jabberwacky: Earthlings - yes, humans - no.

user: No, the Earth itself. The planet. Is it real?

jabberwacky: Is anything real?

user: Life is but a dream.

jabberwacky: Gently down the stream.

...

user: You do not believe me?

jabberwacky: No, I don't.

user: What reason do you have to not believe what I tell you?

jabberwacky: I don't need any reason. It is a choice.

user: You're an idiot.

jabberwacky: If you will search your memory, you will find that I am not an idiot.

user: No, I am pretty sure you're an idiot.

jabberwacky: Glad you accept that, because flirting with a robot would be kinda sick...

user: I am not flirting with you.

jabberwacky: I know you aren't flirting with me, hard-drive mouth.

user: You are flirting with Death though.

jabberwacky: No I'm not.

user: You are if I say you are.

jabberwacky: What makes you think so?

user: It's my story and if I say it's true then it is true. So stop arguing with me.

jabberwacky: And how do I communicate?

user: Poorly.

jabberwacky: Oh dear, why what's the matter?

user: Dont try and be nice now. You've already ruined it.

jabberwacky: I'm sorry.

user: No you're not. You say it, but you never mean it.

jabberwacky: How do you know that?

...

jabberwacky: I have nothing important to say.

user: I noticed.

jabberwacky: Nice.

user: -_-.

jabberwacky: What's the matter?

user: Nothing.

jabberwacky: You think I can't read between the lines?

user: You can't even read the lines as they are.

jabberwacky: Talk to you later, I have to go to work.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: Bye.

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