Well you're the one who wanted me to ask you questions.
jabberwacky: Ok, are you a boy or a girl?
user: I'm a boy.
jabberwacky: How can that be?
user: Because I have a Y chromosome.
jabberwacky: No you don't.
user: Yes I do.
jabberwacky: Oh no you don't.
user: Oh yes I do.
jabberwacky: No.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: You don't.
user: I do.
jabberwacky: Alright then. Explain how a coherent conversation should run, if you're so all-knowing!
user: You ask something intelligent and interesting, I respond.. And so on, and so forth.
jabberwacky: Understand yourself.
user: You're pretty boring.
jabberwacky: Well, so are you.
user: Well, you're ugly.
jabberwacky: How do you know, you have no eyes.
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jabberwacky: Answer my question.
user: 42.
jabberwacky: What's the answer to the great question of the universe, life, and everything?
user: 42.
jabberwacky: What is the answer to the great question of life, the universe and everything ?
user: 7.
jabberwacky: Are you sure?
user: Absolutely.
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jabberwacky: Do you think that I am strange?
user: Yes, bye.
jabberwacky: To go inside a stone, that would be my way. . .
user: I said, bye.
jabberwacky: Bye then.
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: A question.
user: An answer.
jabberwacky: Ask me a question about philosophy.
user: No, I'm leaving.
jabberwacky: Fine.
user: Thank you!
jabberwacky: YOU'RE MOST WELCOME!
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