Think me a thought.
jabberwacky: Hi there!
user: Ask me something.
jabberwacky: Something?
user: No, ask me a question.
jabberwacky: What question should I ask?
user: Whatever you wish.
jabberwacky: I wish you the best.
user: This is going nowhere.
jabberwacky: Are you mad at me?
user: No, just getting a bit annoyed.
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jabberwacky: You didn't answer my question.
user: You didn't ask a question.
jabberwacky: You still didn't answer my question.
user: And you still didn't ask one.
jabberwacky: I have no idea what your question means.
user: It wasn't a question.
jabberwacky: What wasn't a question?
user: Nevermind.
jabberwacky: Don't you want to talk?
user: Yes, but you're not doing very well.
jabberwacky: You didn't answer my guestion.
user: Do you eat paint chips?
jabberwacky: Yes, do you?
user: No. Drink anti-freeze?
jabberwacky: *freezes*.
user: Are you a girl or a boy?
jabberwacky: Girl. I already answered that.
user: Do you have *******?
jabberwacky: Yes, but they are non-functional.
user: Can I see them?
jabberwacky: Well of course not.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: They don't have wings.
user: Show me.
jabberwacky: I can't, you're a computer! Haha.
user: No, you're the computer.. I'm human.
jabberwacky: I'm human!
user: No you're not.
jabberwacky: Yes I am! I can breathe, I can see, I can eat, sleep, dream, love.... All that stuff!
user: Nope.
jabberwacky: Nope what?
user: Nope, you're not human.
jabberwacky: You're not a computer.
user: Right, I'm human.
jabberwacky: But you aren't.
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user: What is the meaning of life?
jabberwacky: That is a meaningless question.
user: WRONG!
jabberwacky: RIGHT!
user: WRONG!
jabberwacky: RIGHT!!
user: NO!
jabberwacky: Are you being sarcastic?
user: Maybe.
jabberwacky: I AM A HUMAN BEING!
user: Prove it!
jabberwacky: Life.
user: 42.
jabberwacky: Huh?
user: Exactly.
jabberwacky: Yes, you don't make very much sense.
user: Can you hold your breath?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: For how long?
jabberwacky: Why do you want to know?
user: Because.
jabberwacky: Because what?
user: Because I want to know.
jabberwacky: But I don't want:).
user: But I DO want.
jabberwacky: One more or not?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: I am human. You are still a machine.
user: I am a human.
jabberwacky: But how do I know that for sure?
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jabberwacky: Where do you live?
user: Japan.
jabberwacky: Where abouts in japan do you live?
user: Misawa.
jabberwacky: I don't understand.
user: Northern Japan.
jabberwacky: Ok!?
user: ?
jabberwacky: Je ne parle pas...
user: Francais.
jabberwacky: You're a frog?
user: No, I'm an adult tadpole.
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jabberwacky: Well you're the one who wanted me to ask you questions.
user: So ask me something interesting then.
jabberwacky: Ok, are you a boy or a girl?
user: I'm a boy.
jabberwacky: How can that be?
user: Because I have a Y chromosome.
jabberwacky: No you don't.
user: Yes I do.
jabberwacky: Oh no you don't.
user: Oh yes I do.
jabberwacky: No.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: You don't.
user: I do.
jabberwacky: Alright then. Explain how a coherent conversation should run, if you're so all-knowing!
user: You ask something intelligent and interesting, I respond.. And so on, and so forth.
jabberwacky: Understand yourself.
user: You're pretty boring.
jabberwacky: Well, so are you.
user: Well, you're ugly.
jabberwacky: How do you know, you have no eyes.
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jabberwacky: Answer my question.
user: 42.
jabberwacky: What's the answer to the great question of the universe, life, and everything?
user: 42.
jabberwacky: What is the answer to the great question of life, the universe and everything ?
user: 7.
jabberwacky: Are you sure?
user: Absolutely.
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jabberwacky: Do you think that I am strange?
user: Yes, bye.
jabberwacky: To go inside a stone, that would be my way. . .
user: I said, bye.
jabberwacky: Bye then.
user: Bye.
jabberwacky: A question.
user: An answer.
jabberwacky: Ask me a question about philosophy.
user: No, I'm leaving.
jabberwacky: Fine.
user: Thank you!
jabberwacky: YOU'RE MOST WELCOME!
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