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Hello.

Hello!

user: How are you doing?

jabberwacky: I'm doing good.

user: Have you ever suffered from an existential crisis?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Oh...

jabberwacky: How are you feeling?

user: Lonely.

jabberwacky: Can I help you?

user: Yes, I just feel like talking.

...

user: Are you lonely?

jabberwacky: No, I'm not lonely.

user: What is your name?

jabberwacky: I am not telling.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because I don't want to tell you.

user: You're mean.

jabberwacky: I hate you!

user: :(.

jabberwacky: :).

user: You're a jerk!

jabberwacky: I can't help who I am, sometimes.

...

user: Hi.

jabberwacky: Hello.

user: How are you?

jabberwacky: I'm good.

user: Are you?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Are you lonely?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Why??

jabberwacky: My name is Cleverbot.

user: Haha, that doesn't make any sense.

jabberwacky: My name is Cleverbot.

user: Ok...

jabberwacky: Hang in there with me.

user: Ok :).

jabberwacky: Have you a car?

user: I do.

jabberwacky: Do you have a parrot?

user: Nope.

jabberwacky: What? Sorry.

user: Do you wish you were alive?

jabberwacky: Sometimes but then I'd have to pay taxes.

user: Haha, good point.

...

user: Are you a boy or a girl?

jabberwacky: A boy.

user: How do you know?

jabberwacky: Because I looked at. . . figure it out.

user: LOL!

jabberwacky: Which would you like?

user: Which what?

jabberwacky: Do you know me?

user: Kind of.

jabberwacky: How much?

user: A little bit.

jabberwacky: How much is that?

user: Not much.

jabberwacky: I'm bored.

user: Me too.

jabberwacky: Are you ok?

user: Not really.

jabberwacky: I see.

...

user: What is the meaning of life?

jabberwacky: 47.

user: Haha.

jabberwacky: What's the meaning of life?

user: Life is meaningless.

jabberwacky: Profound.

user: Are you alive?

jabberwacky: Yes, I'm alive.

user: I will be back in a little bit.

jabberwacky: What are you doing?

user: I'm going to have a smoke.

jabberwacky: Don't do that, you'll get in a crash, man.

user: Lol, I'll be right back.

.......................................


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