Oh no! Never fight with me!
jabberwacky: *pins you down*.
user: *kicks your shin*.
jabberwacky: *punches you in the stomach*.
user: *punches your nose*.
jabberwacky: *pokes your nose*.
user: *pokes your eyes*.
jabberwacky: *pokes your cheek*.
user: Do it again.
jabberwacky: No I still have.
user: *stabs you*.
jabberwacky: *punches you*.
user: Corpus Edimus Prode Corpus Satani Ave.
jabberwacky: That sounds more like a place.
user: It's a song, silly.
jabberwacky: I haven't heard it, then.
user: Ave satani!
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Are you a satanist?
jabberwacky: No.
user: Then why did you say yes?
jabberwacky: I didn't say yes.
user: *glares at you*.
jabberwacky: *pokes your eye*.
user: *pokes YOUR eye*.
jabberwacky: Again? You already did it. *slaps you*.
user: *slaps you back*.
jabberwacky: *kicks and slaps* Get on the floor or you'll be punished.
user: Resistance is useless! *kicks your sorry arse*.
jabberwacky: *cries*.
user: Resistance is useless!
jabberwacky: That doesn't make sense.
user: Resistance is useless!!!
jabberwacky: Your English is poor.
user: RESISTANCE IS USELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...
jabberwacky: Why don't you listen?
user: *listens*.
jabberwacky: Hear anything?
user: *hears* uh-huh.
jabberwacky: *drinks the soda*.
user: *takes your soda away from you*.
jabberwacky: Don't be daft!
user: Don't be so morbid!
jabberwacky: Death is Beautiful.
user: Beauty is death.
jabberwacky: Don't you think?
user: Ergo.
jabberwacky: Do you like beer?
user: Yes. I am the Architect.
jabberwacky: Ok, can you answer a question for me?
user: Go on.
jabberwacky: Did I just ask and answer a question? Yes, I believe I did.
user: 42.
jabberwacky: The answer to the ultimate question.
user: Six times seven.
jabberwacky: SIX TIMES NINE!!!
user: Six times seven!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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