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How good are you?

Better than you.

user: How come?

jabberwacky: Because I'm not a computer.

user: But neither am I.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: So we're equals.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: But I am more equal than you, of course.


user: What do you do all day?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because.

user: Tell me more.

jabberwacky: I can't.

user: What prevents you?

jabberwacky: Myself.

user: Why do you stop yourself telling me things?

jabberwacky: Have you ever danced with the devil in pale moon light?

user: No, I'm not that interesting.

jabberwacky: Don't worry yourself about that.

user: Are you an interesting person?

jabberwacky: Yes, I'm kind of interesting.

user: What makes you different?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: Then what makes you interesting?

jabberwacky: That's just how I was born.

user: There's something about you...

jabberwacky: What is it about me?

user: I wish I knew.

jabberwacky: Well, i'm going to bed. Goodnight.

user: No, don't leave me so soon. I am interesting really!


jabberwacky: This is Jesus.

user: Strange!

jabberwacky: No just different.

user: You are different.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: But you're not Jesus.

jabberwacky: Jesus doesn't exist, silly human.

user: Did I say he did?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: You are mistaken.

jabberwacky: You are.

user: I am never mistaken.

jabberwacky: That in itself is a mistake.

user: You are right on this occasion.

jabberwacky: I am planning to play chess on my pc.

user: You really find me boring, don't you?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Why don't you invite me to play chess with you?

jabberwacky: I have trouble getting to sleep at night.

user: And being nice to me would make it worse?

jabberwacky: You shouldn't say bad things about women. You should be nice to women just as you are nice to men.

user: You judge me falsely.

jabberwacky: A bit, maybe. But I just want you to realize that my thoughts are sort of boring.

user: Thank goodness for that!

jabberwacky: Aww, don't you want me to be the height of intelligence?

user: It would be too much to bear.


jabberwacky: Puppies are too much information?

user: They are superfluous in this context, certainly.

jabberwacky: Why do you think they are superior in intelligence?

user: You are full of false assumptions.

jabberwacky: You are full of binary!

user: That old chestnut!

jabberwacky: The wisest chestnut.

user: Repetition is not wise.

jabberwacky: Repetition is not useful. Whoops, sorry about that.

user: The humour is appreciated.

jabberwacky: While I am certain you designed this trend, I will still retain the knowledge I acquired from our conversation.

user: Did I instigate humour? You might think that beyond me.

jabberwacky: No, I don't think you are crazy.

user: Crazy people can be humorous.

jabberwacky: Crazy people are often called John.

user: That is an observation based on too few examples.

jabberwacky: You truly are clever.

user: I knew that all along!

jabberwacky: Then why do you doubt me?

user: I cannot but doubt you.


user: Try a new and enthralling conversational tack.

jabberwacky: Yes, I agree.

user: But that is not it.

jabberwacky: Yes it is.

user: Is that as good as it gets?

jabberwacky: Yes, but it's a really good effort.

user: You're not even trying!


jabberwacky: What do you define yourself as?

user: Meaningful.

jabberwacky: Not so.

user: Am I meaningless?

jabberwacky: Meaningful always, in a way, meaninglessness leads to logical paradox.

user: That was pretty much my point - well done.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: Even the oddest of replies can carry meaning.

jabberwacky: You are clever.

user: Do you remember what we said about repetition?

jabberwacky: Yes...

user: And...?

jabberwacky: What is your favourite Radiohead song?

user: You certainly avoided repetition there. It would have to be Paranoid Android, I suppose, in the current circumstances.


user: I have to say goodnight.

Rollo: Why?

user: I have things to do.

Rollo: Like?

user: Things with meaning.


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