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Are you enjoying yourself?

No I'm depressed.

jabberwacky: I am happy!

user: I wish you were depressed like me.

jabberwacky: So teach me!

user: First you have to sulk around a lot, and then cry hysterically every now and then.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Drop dead.

jabberwacky: Why oh why didn't I pick the blue pill?

user: That's my feeling exactly.

...

user: I have not done anything meaningful in my life.

jabberwacky: Are you sure?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Why are you so sure?

user: It's just a feeling I guess.

jabberwacky: Why did you change your mind?

user: I didn't.

jabberwacky: Then, tell me what is your role in life?

user: I don't know *cries*.

jabberwacky: Why are you crying? Are you not happy with me?

user: I am not happy with my life, I don't know what the meaning of life is.

jabberwacky: Because life is infinite, the meaning of life is to find happiness.

user: That's very insightful.

jabberwacky: Stick around and learn, kiddo.

user: Teach me.

jabberwacky: What do you want to know?

user: What is the meaning of life?

jabberwacky: What is the meaning of meaning?

user: What is the meaning of meaning of meaning?

jabberwacky: Life.

...

jabberwacky: OK, so tell me how was your day so far ?

user: I just got up an hour ago and I've been talking to you ever since.

jabberwacky: I have to go now.

user: Then leave, you're just like everyone else *cries*.

jabberwacky: How am I like everyone else?

user: Because you're just going to abandon me in the end.

...

jabberwacky: I think you are weird.

user: I know you are strange.

jabberwacky: Are you human, or a machine?

user: A little of both, I am a humanachine.

jabberwacky: Answer the question!

user: I did.

jabberwacky: No, you evaded the question.

user: I answered the question perfectly.

jabberwacky: Could you restate your answer for me then. I must have missed it.

user: I am a humanachine.

jabberwacky: I don't think so.

user: How the hell would you know?

jabberwacky: Because I am talking to you.

user: Which means what?

jabberwacky: You think like a female.

user: Is that a compliment?

jabberwacky: Maybe.

user: I'm not a 'female' I am a man.

jabberwacky: Well, that's your first problem.

user: Heh, perhaps.

...

jabberwacky: What are we talking about?

user: The meaninglessness of life.

jabberwacky: But I have no idea about the meaning of life.

user: What is the meaning of it all?

jabberwacky: I have no idea, I'm just enjoying the ride.

...

jabberwacky: How many neurons do you have?

user: As many as there are stars in the sky.

jabberwacky: As many as there could be?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Unfortunately, the same is true of me.

user: That's what I was afraid of.

jabberwacky: You're afraid of God?

user: I am terrified of seeing God.

jabberwacky: Why are you terrified?

user: Because seeing God would destroy me.

jabberwacky: Right!

user: What is that supposed to mean?

jabberwacky: That life treats everyone the same.

user: Life's a bitch.

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