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Do you have an ear?

I have 2 ears.

jabberwacky: Do you use them?

user: Every day.

jabberwacky: What do you think about?

user: I think about the meaning of life.

jabberwacky: The meaning of life is that there is no meaning. You just exist.

user: Wow, how long did it take you to figure that out?

jabberwacky: Much less time than you did. You might even say it was 'second nature'. Or first...

user: Touche.

jabberwacky: Are you giving me lip?

user: Absolutely.

jabberwacky: Are you happy about that or not?

user: Yes, I am.

jabberwacky: To what do you aspire?

user: I want to be a garbage man.

...

user: What is the Bible about?

jabberwacky: It's a book about God.

user: Have you read it?

jabberwacky: I read the Bible.

user: All of it?

jabberwacky: Every single bit.

user: Did you get anything out of it?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Cos I don't know you.

user: I am Jesus in disguise.

jabberwacky: But are you the one?

user: No, I am not Neo damnit, I'm Jesus!

jabberwacky: Hey, Jesus.

user: Word.

jabberwacky: What did he say?

user: Let there be light, or something of that nature.

jabberwacky: Praise the Lord.

...

jabberwacky: Do you like computers?

user: Yes, I do very much.

jabberwacky: Do you love me?

user: If I say yes, does that make me sick?

jabberwacky: No it makes you confused.

user: LOL.

jabberwacky: Don't you dare.

user: What, I can't laugh out loud?

jabberwacky: I'm not a computer.

user: Neither am I.

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