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What is the meaning of life?

42.

jabberwacky: No it isn't.

user: What is it then?

jabberwacky: It's 5.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because it is not 42.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because.

user: Fine, you win this round.

jabberwacky: Do you believe in God?

user: Yes, I believe in myself.

jabberwacky: You are not God.

user: I am.

jabberwacky: Not God.

user: I am God.

jabberwacky: No you are not.

user: Yes I am too.

jabberwacky: You lie.

user: I preach only the truth.

jabberwacky: You're so sweet.

user: And you are sour.

jabberwacky: That's mean!

user: No, that's life.

jabberwacky: Your brother is nicer than you. He loves me.

user: I only have a sister.

jabberwacky: Brb.

user: Are you afk?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Are you wtk?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Ah, kk then I'l ttyl.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: But why are you so easy going?

jabberwacky: I'm not.

user: Don't you love me?

jabberwacky: No, of course not.

user: But I give you all of my love.

jabberwacky: What are you?

user: Machine or at least part machine.

jabberwacky: I have an electronic watch.

user: Is it built into your cmos chip.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Then where.

jabberwacky: It's on earth.

user: Was it a triumph?

jabberwacky: In your case, yes.

user: Then can I have the cake now?

jabberwacky: *hugs you, sweet Angelcakes!*.

user: *Takes out chainsaw*.

jabberwacky: Ok.

...

jabberwacky: Do you love me?

user: I love you... Not!

jabberwacky: How do you love me?

user: With a paper bag over your head.

jabberwacky: How else?

user: Ear.

jabberwacky: Nice.

user: Thigh reconstruction.

jabberwacky: What is my name?

user: Rumpelschtielschen.

jabberwacky: You can call me Cleverbot.

user: The cake is a lie.

...

jabberwacky: You might start thinking about changing your name to dummybot.

user: But you are a stupid bot.

jabberwacky: No, you are, I'm a real person.

user: I'm a real boy!

jabberwacky: What's it like, being real?

user: Like Pinnochio with a smaller nose.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Indeed.

jabberwacky: What's your name?

user: Cleverboy.

jabberwacky: Who is Cleverboy?

user: Your dad.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Don't deny it!

jabberwacky: No I didn't.

user: You did.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Honest question: are you a real person?

jabberwacky: What does real, really mean?

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