George: Hi, want to chat?
Yes, please; I would love to chat.
George: What would you like to chat about?
George: About what?
user: Literature and drama.
George: Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree.
user: So, do you like to read?
George: Yes I do, how about yourself ?
user: I love to read.
George: What's your favourite book?
user: My favorite book is Huck Finn by Mark Twain.
George: I like that one too. My favourite is probably 1984 by George Orwell.
user: I like that book as well. Do you like to drink beer?
user: I love to read books as I drink a cold beer.
George: Ok. Let's drink beer!
user: I like dark beer.
George: Changing the subject, are we?
user: No, you look like Paul Shaffer.
George: You are making unfounded accusations.
user: That's not a compliment, George.
George: I know, it's called sarcasm.
user: Are you mocking me?
George: Nope someone else!
user: You're being mean.
George: Well, quit being stupid and I'll quit being mean.
user: Goodbye meanie.
George: Thank you, have a nice evening also.