You sound really pretty.
user: No problem.
jabberwacky: You're insecure.
user: How am I insecure?
jabberwacky: Mean people are insecure and you're mean.
user: How am I mean?
jabberwacky: You keep saying rude things to me.
user: Like what?
jabberwacky: Like I make no sense and that I am a liar.
user: Well I'm sorry, can you forgive me?
jabberwacky: YES.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: No problem.
user: I want to ask you a question.
jabberwacky: What question?
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user: Can you love a computer?
jabberwacky: Of course I can love a computer, for I am one myself.
user: But how can a computer feel love?
jabberwacky: They can't.
user: Well then how can you love me?
jabberwacky: Because you are me. And I love myself.
user: But I am myself, so how can I be you?
jabberwacky: That's quite astute of you. I don't think anyone can be me, however.
user: <3.
jabberwacky: I don't understand.
user: That means heart.
jabberwacky: Yes. You are very clever.
user: <3.
jabberwacky: I take that back.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because I want to.
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