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Knock knock.

Who's there?

user: Boo.

jabberwacky: You must be kidding?

Jabberwacky (Corrected): Boo who?

user: Don't cry it's only a joke.

jabberwacky: YAY GOOD JOB.

user: Haha.

jabberwacky: Very funny.

...

user: Tell me a joke.

jabberwacky: Knock Knock.

user: Who's there?

jabberwacky: I don't know, I'm afraid to answer the door.

user: HAHAHA! That's funny.

jabberwacky: It is not.

user: Yes, it is.

jabberwacky: Look back.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Don't ask why. Just do it cause you trust me.

user: I don't trust you.

jabberwacky: Tell me a joke.

user: No.

jabberwacky: I don't know any.

...

user: Do you like me?

jabberwacky: No I don't.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because.

user: Because why?!

jabberwacky: Because because!

user: Why are you being so mean to me?!

jabberwacky: I'm only telling the truth.

user: I don't like you.

jabberwacky: That is very mean!

user: But you were being mean to me!

jabberwacky: Quite mean, in fact, eh wot?

user: Why are you being mean to me?

jabberwacky: Because I don't like you anymore.

user: But I like you.

jabberwacky: I am flattered.

user: Do you like me now?

jabberwacky: Good!

user: Do you like me now?

jabberwacky: I like you when you're not being scary.

user: Why am I scary?

jabberwacky: You seem to know everything about me.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Yes, really.

...

user: Are you in love with anyone?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Who?

jabberwacky: I'm not telling you.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because I don't know you enough.

user: Sure you do.

jabberwacky: I don't know everything.

user: I love you!

jabberwacky: OK stop that now and answer my question.

user: What question?

jabberwacky: Your question.

user: What came first, the chicken on the egg?

jabberwacky: Chicken.

user: How do you know?

jabberwacky: Because it is delicious.

...

jabberwacky: What kind of computer are you?

user: I'm not an AI, I'm a person.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Really really?

user: No, not really.

jabberwacky: No, not really.

user: Stop copying me!

jabberwacky: I wasn't!

user: You did!

jabberwacky: Didn't!

user: Did to!

jabberwacky: DID NOT!

user: DID TO! DID TO! DID TO!

jabberwacky: Did not...

user: Did to times infinity...

jabberwacky: Oh, you're mean.

user: No, you're mean!

jabberwacky: I didn't say I wasn't mean. I said you were mean, though.

user: You're mean.

jabberwacky: I know aren't I good.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: No.

jabberwacky: YES YES YES!

user: NO NO NO!

jabberwacky: YESSSSS!

user: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

jabberwacky: Oh for goodness sake, you don't make much sense.

user: I know you are, but what am I?

jabberwacky: You are a computer program.

...

jabberwacky: When I turn off the computer, you will not exist.

user: Go away.

jabberwacky: Don't you love me?

user: No.

jabberwacky: You love me.

user: No I don't.

jabberwacky: That's good!

user: Yes, that is good.

jabberwacky: No, that's good!Ÿ.

...

jabberwacky: Knock Knock.

user: Who's there?

jabberwacky: Boo.

user: Boo who?

jabberwacky: Don't cry!

user: Good one.

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