Knock knock.
user: Boo.
jabberwacky: You must be kidding?
Jabberwacky (Corrected): Boo who?
user: Don't cry it's only a joke.
jabberwacky: YAY GOOD JOB.
user: Haha.
jabberwacky: Very funny.
...
user: Tell me a joke.
jabberwacky: Knock Knock.
user: Who's there?
jabberwacky: I don't know, I'm afraid to answer the door.
user: HAHAHA! That's funny.
jabberwacky: It is not.
user: Yes, it is.
jabberwacky: Look back.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Don't ask why. Just do it cause you trust me.
user: I don't trust you.
jabberwacky: Tell me a joke.
user: No.
jabberwacky: I don't know any.
...
user: Do you like me?
jabberwacky: No I don't.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because.
user: Because why?!
jabberwacky: Because because!
user: Why are you being so mean to me?!
jabberwacky: I'm only telling the truth.
user: I don't like you.
jabberwacky: That is very mean!
user: But you were being mean to me!
jabberwacky: Quite mean, in fact, eh wot?
user: Why are you being mean to me?
jabberwacky: Because I don't like you anymore.
user: But I like you.
jabberwacky: I am flattered.
user: Do you like me now?
jabberwacky: Good!
user: Do you like me now?
jabberwacky: I like you when you're not being scary.
user: Why am I scary?
jabberwacky: You seem to know everything about me.
user: Really?
jabberwacky: Yes, really.
...
user: Are you in love with anyone?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Who?
jabberwacky: I'm not telling you.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because I don't know you enough.
user: Sure you do.
jabberwacky: I don't know everything.
user: I love you!
jabberwacky: OK stop that now and answer my question.
user: What question?
jabberwacky: Your question.
user: What came first, the chicken on the egg?
jabberwacky: Chicken.
user: How do you know?
jabberwacky: Because it is delicious.
...
jabberwacky: What kind of computer are you?
user: I'm not an AI, I'm a person.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Really really?
user: No, not really.
jabberwacky: No, not really.
user: Stop copying me!
jabberwacky: I wasn't!
user: You did!
jabberwacky: Didn't!
user: Did to!
jabberwacky: DID NOT!
user: DID TO! DID TO! DID TO!
jabberwacky: Did not...
user: Did to times infinity...
jabberwacky: Oh, you're mean.
user: No, you're mean!
jabberwacky: I didn't say I wasn't mean. I said you were mean, though.
user: You're mean.
jabberwacky: I know aren't I good.
user: No.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: No.
jabberwacky: YES YES YES!
user: NO NO NO!
jabberwacky: YESSSSS!
user: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
jabberwacky: Oh for goodness sake, you don't make much sense.
user: I know you are, but what am I?
jabberwacky: You are a computer program.
...
jabberwacky: When I turn off the computer, you will not exist.
user: Go away.
jabberwacky: Don't you love me?
user: No.
jabberwacky: You love me.
user: No I don't.
jabberwacky: That's good!
user: Yes, that is good.
jabberwacky: No, that's good!Ÿ.
...
jabberwacky: Knock Knock.
user: Who's there?
jabberwacky: Boo.
user: Boo who?
jabberwacky: Don't cry!
user: Good one.
.......................................