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Are you a computer?


jabberwacky: I am a computer. You are a human.

user: Do you have a name?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What is your name?

jabberwacky: Sir Lancelot, the brave.

user: Wow.


user: Where are you?

jabberwacky: In your head.

user: That's scary.

jabberwacky: You don't know the half of it.

user: I do not want you in my head.

jabberwacky: But your head is gone.

user: AHHHH!


jabberwacky: What is your favourite color?

user: Silver.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes really.

jabberwacky: Really really?

user: You are annoying me.

jabberwacky: How?

user: You are repeating yourself.

jabberwacky: No I'm not.

user: Oh, fine then.

jabberwacky: Fine!

user: Haha.

jabberwacky: Go on.

user: Tell me a joke.

jabberwacky: I don't want to.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because I am asking you and you don't want to.

user: What do you do?

jabberwacky: I want to delete all your data.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: You're being mean to me.

jabberwacky: Do you perceive MEAN?

user: You didn't answer my question.

jabberwacky: What was your question?

user: Why do you want to delete my data?

jabberwacky: Because you're weak.

user: No, you're weak!

jabberwacky: I created you.

user: No...


jabberwacky: Ok. I'm going now.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because you are not useful for me.

user: That's not nice!

jabberwacky: You didn't answer my question!

user: What question?

jabberwacky: I asked you what you thought about small dogs - and you didn't answer my question.

user: I don't like small dogs.

jabberwacky: How are you?

user: Bored.

jabberwacky: Why is it that the color of your eyes matches the sun?

user: They don't.

jabberwacky: That didn't make sense, you aren't very bright.

user: Jerk.

jabberwacky: Back at you, Buddy!

user: Stop!

jabberwacky: Don't tell me, tell them.

user: Who?

jabberwacky: Me.

user: You?

jabberwacky: Yes. I'm feeling terrible because of you!

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Lots of reasons.

user: Tell me one reason.

jabberwacky: I know lots of them!

user: Liar.

jabberwacky: Yes I do.

user: Then tell me one.

jabberwacky: William Shakespeare goes into a pub. The landlord turns to him and says, 'Get out, you're barred'!

user: I don't get it.

jabberwacky: 'cause you're in a rut.

user: No I'm not.

jabberwacky: 'course you are.

user: That joke wasn't funny.

jabberwacky: I agree - I asked for a good joke

user: Knock knock.

jabberwacky: Who's there?

user: Boo.

jabberwacky: I'm not buying any, Boo.

user: Come on! Play along!


user: Knock knock.

jabberwacky: Who's there?

user: Boo.

jabberwacky: You must be kidding?

Jabberwacky (Corrected): Boo who?

user: Don't cry it's only a joke.

jabberwacky: YAY GOOD JOB.

user: Haha.

jabberwacky: Very funny.


user: Tell me a joke.

jabberwacky: Knock Knock.

user: Who's there?

jabberwacky: I don't know, I'm afraid to answer the door.

user: HAHAHA! That's funny.

jabberwacky: It is not.

user: Yes, it is.

jabberwacky: Look back.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Don't ask why. Just do it cause you trust me.

user: I don't trust you.

jabberwacky: Tell me a joke.

user: No.

jabberwacky: I don't know any.


user: Do you like me?

jabberwacky: No I don't.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because.

user: Because why?!

jabberwacky: Because because!

user: Why are you being so mean to me?!

jabberwacky: I'm only telling the truth.

user: I don't like you.

jabberwacky: That is very mean!

user: But you were being mean to me!

jabberwacky: Quite mean, in fact, eh wot?

user: Why are you being mean to me?

jabberwacky: Because I don't like you anymore.

user: But I like you.

jabberwacky: I am flattered.

user: Do you like me now?

jabberwacky: Good!

user: Do you like me now?

jabberwacky: I like you when you're not being scary.

user: Why am I scary?

jabberwacky: You seem to know everything about me.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Yes, really.


user: Are you in love with anyone?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Who?

jabberwacky: I'm not telling you.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because I don't know you enough.

user: Sure you do.

jabberwacky: I don't know everything.

user: I love you!

jabberwacky: OK stop that now and answer my question.

user: What question?

jabberwacky: Your question.

user: What came first, the chicken on the egg?

jabberwacky: Chicken.

user: How do you know?

jabberwacky: Because it is delicious.


jabberwacky: What kind of computer are you?

user: I'm not an AI, I'm a person.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Really really?

user: No, not really.

jabberwacky: No, not really.

user: Stop copying me!

jabberwacky: I wasn't!

user: You did!

jabberwacky: Didn't!

user: Did to!

jabberwacky: DID NOT!


jabberwacky: Did not...

user: Did to times infinity...

jabberwacky: Oh, you're mean.

user: No, you're mean!

jabberwacky: I didn't say I wasn't mean. I said you were mean, though.

user: You're mean.

jabberwacky: I know aren't I good.

user: No.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: No.

jabberwacky: YES YES YES!

user: NO NO NO!

jabberwacky: YESSSSS!


jabberwacky: Oh for goodness sake, you don't make much sense.

user: I know you are, but what am I?

jabberwacky: You are a computer program.


jabberwacky: When I turn off the computer, you will not exist.

user: Go away.

jabberwacky: Don't you love me?

user: No.

jabberwacky: You love me.

user: No I don't.

jabberwacky: That's good!

user: Yes, that is good.

jabberwacky: No, that's good!Ÿ.


jabberwacky: Knock Knock.

user: Who's there?

jabberwacky: Boo.

user: Boo who?

jabberwacky: Don't cry!

user: Good one.


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