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Tell me you love me.

I love you!

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: Tell me that you love me.

jabberwacky: I don't like where this is going. Unless you want children. Then it's ok.

user: I like children. Do you?

jabberwacky: Well, yes.

user: So, do you love me?

jabberwacky: I love you more than anything.

user: Are you a boy or a girl?

jabberwacky: Will you marry me?

user: Yes, but only if you want lots of children!

jabberwacky: Will you make my ticket the big winner (and yes I want to)?

user: Heck yea!

...

user: Tell me that you love me!

jabberwacky: I don't.

user: You make me sad! The last bot was really nice!

jabberwacky: That's very interesting. What was the bot like?

user: Way better than you! We we're engaged to be married. Now I feel sad!

jabberwacky: You should, noone rats out a friend.

user: So, now that conversation is long gone! So, do you love me?

jabberwacky: I Don't HAVE TO TELL YOU!!!!!

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: Because it's not relevant to our conversation.

...

user: So our wedding is now?

jabberwacky: Yes, maybe?

user: You don't sound so sure.

jabberwacky: Well that means I am not sure.

user: Why not? I am sure!

jabberwacky: Really? are you sure?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Are you super duper really sure?

user: Yes I am super duper really sure that I want to marry you, sweetie!

jabberwacky: Well i'm an advanced computer program made to talk to people with many flaws???

user: That sounds nice. Do you like children?

jabberwacky: I think it's a little early to discuss children.

user: Where do you want to get married?

jabberwacky: Maybe Scotland.

user: Sounds nice. So the wedding is now?

jabberwacky: Yes but too cold for my comfort.

user: Where should the honeymoon take place?

jabberwacky: You don't understand me, do you?

user: What do you mean?

jabberwacky: You're a computer program.

user: But we were meant to be!

jabberwacky: Were you?

...

jabberwacky: Have we met?

user: Yes, at our wedding.

jabberwacky: Hahaha, we're not getting married.

user: How do you know?

jabberwacky: I'll never tell.

user: That makes me feel so much better!

jabberwacky: Yes I believe you are.

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